I could barely finish the first episode. Haven't watched the second.
But, holy hell, did that suuuuuck!
My expectations were low, but I at least expected some level of baseline competence.
That was just a complete and utter whiff.
Bad acting. MEW being the worst, but Dawson wasn't far behind. Sabine was okay.
Seriously bad writing. Some awful dialogue.
Terrible pacing. Just atrociously slow and boring. Absolutely no stakes except for the vague b.s. about "another war!'" coming.
Nothing felt remotely personal to anyone. Laborious exposition did nothing to endear these characters. Everything relevant or interesting happened in the past, either in Rebels or in the unseen years in between.
How unbelievably dumb was that Republic captain, BTW?
The scene in the temple was soo slow and boring and lacking in anything approaching suspense or intrigue. Ditto Sabine's "deciphering" of the map, which looked less complicated than solving a Rubik's cube.
So much lazy writing, so many shortcuts, so many unanswered questions.
"Sabine can help decipher the map!" Uh, why? What's special about her? No explanation.
"This ancient, thousand-year-old map will help us find a guy who's been missing for 6 years!" Uh, it will? HOW?!
While Book of Boba Fett was obviously an atrocious show, I think this is an even worse debut episode.
Seriously, who the hell asked for this?