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Spoilers Star Trek: Picard 2x09 - "Hide and Seek"

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All that writing to miss the most hilarious part that Holo-Elnor had a holographic mobile emitter

Lol
He knows it, he just ignores everything that would clash with his “points”.
I mean....

The queen stabs seven, heals her, then Demands the ship as payment for healing her?

Maybe it was her way of dealing with trauma
She spared her life. Makes sense to me.
 
He knows it, he just ignores everything that would clash with his “points”.
She spared her life. Makes sense to me.

Shoot someone
Patch their leg with a bandage

Ask for their car as thanks for not killing them.


If she is supposed to be this nice borg now why is she mortaly wounding seven
 
Don’t bother, they’re just here to stir up shit. Look at their username and post history.

What's wrong with my name?

Q manipulating Soongs great great grand father into running over Picard with a tesla is as star trek as you can get.

I did miss remember the episode, but in my defense they spent a whole episode with the fbi agent in a basement but did the borg queens conversion in 3 minutes.
 
Well this episode proved one thing.

You can bring a knife to a gun fight and win.

:lol:

Heh. Disclaimer: don't try it in real life. Or do try it- I firmly believe in everyone's right to collect their Darwin Award in the way they see fit. :evil:

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The thing is it's about about mental illness.
This whole "Picard's mother is mentally ill" "storyline" was trash from the get go. In MOST western countries, even in the 21st Century, you LEGALLY CAN'T lock grown women in their rooms against their will for extended periods of time over YEARS, even if they are "mentally ill", without informing the authorities as to that person being a "danger to themselves and others", which she CLEARLY was, and even THEN, the authorities will get involved and take her to a health care facility for further evaluation/treatment.

Additionally, unless Picard's father, brother and himself buried her body in the backyard and gave a cover story that she "just left", once the FULL story was revealed to the authorities as to how her mental illness was CONSTANTLY endangering Picard FOR YEARS, and ultimately led to her OWN death, and that instead of getting mental heath treatment/care facility for her, Picard's father "solution" was to lock her up AGAINST HER WILL, which may have actually contributed/exacerbated her mental illness since she DID kill herself in a room in which she was confined to AGAINST HER WILL, at the VERY LEAST, a 24th Century Child Protective Service agency would have IMMEDIATELY removed Picard and his brother from that home, and Picard's father would have been charged with "involuntary manslaughter", "unlawful confinement/imprisonment", and "child endangerment". If THIS is how life in the 24th Century in the "NuTrek" universe, I definitely prefer being here in the 21st Century. SMH.

While I agree with you that the decision to depict Maurice as having locked Yvette in a room "for her own safety" is problematic, I do feel the need to point out an inaccuracy in your summary of the flashback sequences: Through S2, Jean-Luc is flashing back to a single twenty-four-hour period. There is no evidence Maurice was locking her up for "years" or that Yvette's actions endangered Jean-Luc for "years."
 
While I agree with you that the decision to depict Maurice as having locked Yvette in a room "for her own safety" is problematic, I do feel the need to point out an inaccuracy in your summary of the flashback sequences: Through S2, Jean-Luc is flashing back to a single twenty-four-hour period. There is no evidence Maurice was locking her up for "years" or that Yvette's actions endangered Jean-Luc for "years."
You're asking him to let facts get in the way of a tiresome, endless, empty-headed rant. Good luck with that.
 
1) We open with a storm on the horizon, because there is no better way to telegraph to your fans that you're creatively bankrupt than to give us an old, tired trope within the first few seconds of an episode. Doesn't the sun ever rise in France?

I didn't even notice this. Complaining about this is a level of pettiness so profound that I can only say: I salute you and hope that one day I can be as petty.

2) Oh look, the ship still isn't cloaked. And herein presents a wonderful example of why this show, far more than most, asks the audience to logic leap on behalf of the writing staff who consistently leave open gaps in the story that they themselves should have plugged. I guess the assumption we are supposed to make is that the cloak is offline? Of course, no one so much as even says this, so we as audience are left to logic leap in this moment despite the fact that the show should be doing this work, not us.

:rommie::rommie::rommie: Imagine being upset that a TV show assumes you are an intelligent person who does not need everything spelled out for you. Do you want them to show the character stats for everyone at the bottom of the screen too? "PICARD: +5 Charisma; -7 Strength"!

3) Wouldn't someone at least stumble upon the ship like the French police officer did?

They explicitly established that Chateau Picard is in a very isolated, rural area, and that the French cop only discovered the ship because he was called out there by the Queen.

Speaking of which, where is the French police officer?.. Why hasn't the police followed up to retrieve him? Are we supposed to assume he's back at home?

They established that the crew of La Sirena returned the cop and wiped his memory, so he never reported a need for more people to come.

Seriously, you should try actually paying attention.

5) Are we really supposed to believe that France didn't notice this ship crashing on their soil?

VOY's "Future's End" established that the USS Voyager was able to absorb radio waves used in radar systems with ease. I see no reason La Sirena couldn't do the same, especially if she was cloaked before impact.

This is a show that expects us to believe that an apparent FBI agent somehow has ample footage of our crew beaming here and there,

Wells had exactly one video of Picard being in front of Guinan's bar.

If Wells is on top of things

They made it very clear that Wells was one agent who did not have the confidence of his superiors or colleagues within the bureau.

6) Anyway, Rios notices the transporters are offline, and before he can ask himself how he, 2024 Doctor, and I'm-gonna-touch-everything Cake Kid got here, a transport starts to occur. So I guess they are not offline?

The episode made it clear that the transporter system was under the remote control of the Queen, which was why she had deactivated the transporters to lock everyone else out before reactivating them to return to the ship and the chateau.

So let's logic leap and assume Rios' character would have insight into the Borg plans to come here. Fine. What does he do to prepare?

There is no time to prepare. By the time he realizes the system was under active Borg control, the Borg are already coming. He and the civilians run immediately.

11) But wait, this raises yet another issue. Am I seriously expected to believe that these best of the best mercenaries

Who said they were the best of the best?

just let Ag-borg assimilate them?

Why not? All they saw was Jurati stroke one of their guys' faces. They don't even have a concept of assimilation. What are they gonna think? "Oh no, the woman with pasty skin stroked Jim's face; clearly he's been mind controlled"?

Are you really suggesting that the other merc soldiers who just witness his face glow, his eyes turn black, and his will to think for himself vanishing would just be like, "Cool! Me too please!" Right.

I'm pretty sure the glowy face is a non-diegetic convention for the audience, like the dramatic music that plays in the background, not a diegetic element that exists within the universe of the show.

I guess she lost her red dress and combat boots between camera shots?

Yes. Or do you want that spelled out for you as well?

14) Cut to Picard, Seven, Raffi, and Not Laris appearing at the Chateau. Wait, why didn't they just transport on the ship? Surely they wouldn't have known Ag-borg would be there by now? What fundamental reason would they have for transporting where they did?

What fundamental reason could they have for not beaming onto a ship full of armed semi-assimilated mercenaries? C'mon, dude. They transported to the chateau to assess the situation aboard the ship before boarding it.

Picard proclaims that Ag-borg means to take the ship. This of course highlights one of the biggest issues there is with this terribly written season. Why didn't Ag-borg just remain on the ship?

Because she was not in full control of Jurati's body when Jurati left the ship to join the mission to the Europa Mission gala.

Even if you somehow manage to purge 30+ years of Borg lore from your brain and buy into the ridiculous notion that Borg need endorphins and metal materials to assimilate,

Not a continuity issue; they explicitly established that the Queen was in poor health and that her assimilation technology was not functioning as it normally would, and that therefore alterations in mental state can strengthen or weaken the Queen's ability to control the body.

why wouldn't Ag-borg just get everything she needed from the ship?

Because she knew she was being tracked and would have been defeated in combat before she could access the replicators, obviously.

Could have assimilated the French police officer.

No, he was returned to town and his memories wiped before the Queen took control of Jurati's body.

Seriously. Pay attention.

Jurati says she didn't do anything about stopping Raffi's throat from being crushed? So Jurati isn't able to interfere?

She was able to stop the Queen from killing her, not able to stop the Queen from hurting here. Seriously -- pay attention.

So how exactly is she going to stop the Borg Queen from taking over the ship, as she states she will here?

It's almost like Jurati was making an emotional declaration of intention!

21) Oh boy, Jurati preaches to the Borg Queen that they only assimilate species because, wait for it... they are lonely. Lonely!

I mean, why the fuck else do you think they assimilate people? Why would you want to merge your mind with someone else ad infinitum if you weren't being driven to try to fill a void you can never fill? Why would the Queen have created Locutus unless there was some fundamental isolation driving her? That was literally established in Star Trek: First Contact.

25) Jurati uses a "fractal lock" on the ship's systems. This makes absolutely no sense. MacGuffins on this show aren't usually this nonsensical.

It's almost as bad as reversing the polarity or emitting a resonance burst!

Picard... who has conquered,

"Conquered?" Jean-Luc Picard isn't some imperialist bastard, he never conquered anyone.

who has loved,

Jean-Luc Picard spent twenty years on TNG jerking Beverly around with mixed signals, only getting into casual relationships, and running away from relationships when they got serious.

Picard has so many topics with which he could or should have unresolved issues. So naturally, he does have unresolved issues. But not with any of that stuff, no. Don't be foolish! He has unresolved issues from when he was a child.

What, exactly, makes you imagine that a 59-year-old bachelor, whom we know is not asexual or aromantic and whom we know does not have a career that precludes relationships, and who has spent his entire life avoiding serious commitments, doesn't have unresolved childhood issues? That's already the most plausible explanation for his behavior when TNG starts.

And people who have unresolved issues from their adulthoods often have unresolved childhood issues as well! This is extremely realistic!

Why doesn't Not Laris simply beam the Borg drones into space or the moon and thus immediately stop this threat?

Presumably because she needs to get a lock on the drones and can't since she can't see them.

33) Soong is ridiculous, talking about Picard being the rogue element as if his character hasn't constantly been confronted with countless rogue elements before this moment.

... he explicitly compares Picard to a variable he cannot control in an experiment. In his mind, joining with the Queen has created a particular situation in which he believes the only element he cannot control is Picard. That's not bad writing, that's you having a comprehension issue.

Anyway, I'm confused as to why this Borg drone can't beat up these two women.

You're confused why a mercenary isn't able to defeat trained combat veterans?

Seven speaks loudly enough that the Borg drones should hear her, since they are about 10 feet away.

This is like being upset that characters in dark spaces are lit in blue light, or being upset that characters in plays cheat out so the audience can see them: It's a convention of television to allow the audience to follow the story and see and hear the characters.

39) Instead of shutting up and sneaking out, Raffi chooses this moment to talk about Seven's career choices.

It is her way of taking a moment to express her love for Seven in a situation in which they both think they'll likely die. Christ, man, do you want these characters to just have no personalities?

41) Raffi tells Seven that she sounds like a captain even though Seven doesn't say anything especially captain-like in this moment.

She's reacting to Seven's entire personality and leadership abilities. Do you want the D&D stats to say "+7 for Admiration" too?

42) Seven tells us that Janeway threatened to resign from Starfleet if they wouldn't accept Seven into the service. So in response Starfleet says no and makes Janeway an admiral...? Didn't Icheb get into Starfleet as depicted by this very show?

It's almost as though Seven's wording is vague and is filtered through her own subjective point of view! Is it really so hard to imagine that Janeway tried to get Starfleet to accept Seven, that Seven walked away before Janeway could finish convincing Starfleet, but that Janeway was successful in getting them to let Icheb in?

43) I gave it up, went full Ranger. Guess things didn't work out with Chakotay then.

Fucking duh. That's been a given since last season.

44) Wait. Why didn't Seven and Raffi just follow Picard if he knew of a path to the other side of the vineyard that didn't include fighting dozens of Borg drones...?

It's almost like Picard didn't think of that option until they were gone. Again: Pay attention.

46) Ag-borg is looking for a hologram. This is ridiculous. Wouldn't their bullets just fly through him? Why isn't the Holo-Elnor just disappearing and reappearing on command?

He's wearing a mobile emitter and he doesn't have physical access to the replicators (which may or may not be able to replicate weapons -- we don't know).

47) 2024 Doctor orders Rios around as if she knows more about what is going on than he does despite being someone who cannot possible understand more than Rios does in this current situation.

... you're trying to claim it's bad writing that Teresa is assertive?

49) Rios incorrectly tells 2024 doctor that a tricorder will help with his bullet extraction.

False. A tricorder can most definitely help identify where the bullet is in order to extract it.

Nevermind that 2024 Doctor shouldn't have clue one on how to use a tricorder,

She can if the interface is intuitive and the procedure it's being used to assist with is one that she's already familiar with. Which is clearly what happened.

Also, Rios is right there. He can clearly guide her through things too.

50) Absolutely no signs of Picard's so-called claustrophobia presents itself as he navigates these underground passageways. Not as an adult. Not as a child.

... what claustrophobia? In what episode was Picard ever established as claustrophobic?

53) Oh look more centuries old guns and ammunition that still works perfectly.

The guns are left over from World War II, so they're about 80 years old, not centuries old. Once again: Pay attention.

Did he duck for cover? Why would any Borg drone duck for cover?

Why wouldn't they? They're only partially assimilated, and they know they don't have Borg energy shields.

57) With absolutely zero explanation Raffi & Seven suddenly appear in the same room that Holo-Elnor is hiding. I guess I imagined all those best of the best merc Borg drones that Raffi and Seven were running towards. They just ran passed any Borg drones on the ship, too? Wow is this ridiculous.

We're 57 bullet points in and a large percentage of your complaints boil down to being upset that an action-adventure show follows the conventions of the action-adventure genre. Yes, Seven and Raffi got through the field, so they probably evaded some Borg and defeated a others. Do you really need this spelled out? Would featuring this have made the episode better?

58) Raffi immediately runs to Holo-Elnor as if real Elnor isn't still dead.

It's almost as though she's a human being in a state of grief.

58) Holo-Elnor acts like he recognizes Raffi without any logic to inform us that a hologram would recognize Raffi in the first place. In fact, it is far more likely that he'd assume Raffi & Seven were also assimilated and/or threats trying to control the ship.

Why would he assume that?

59) What is happening right now? Why is Raffi choosing this moment to talk to Holo-Elnor about her feelings? She even acknowledges that this isn't him. This is entirely self-serving and delusional.

It's almost like she's a human being in a state of grief.

61) Holo-Elnor states that he possesses the shared recollection of Elnor's last breath. Uhhh what? This is, of course, utter nonsense. This Holo-Elnor is merely a construct of Jurati, who has absolutely no special insights into the thought process of Elnor as an individual in his final moments. This is total gobbledygook writing.

Or it's the A.I. of a holographic system (one that had already been established last season to possess a level of psychological insight indicative of potential sentience) deciding to respond to a grieving person by saying something to soothe her pain whether or not it's true.

One of the two.

62) Raffi tells Holo-Elnor that she is afraid of being alone. You know what, Raffi? Get a dog like a regular person.

You just really don't like it when characters act like real people, do you?

65) Ag-borg equips herself with a sword and not a firearm because no reason whatsoever.

She equips herself with a sword because it's awesome, and because she is so arrogant she thinks she'll win.

66) Apparently Ag-borg has been hiding tentacles somewhere...?

PIC trusts its audience to infer that her nanoprobes were able to start replicating tentacles again after absorbing the corpse's nanoprobes from the morgue.

67) Because NuTrek cannot possibly go a few minutes without talking about feelings,

Gotta make up for twenty years of Berman Trek starring two-dimensional cardboard cut-outs not well-written enough to have feelings. :devil:

68) Holo-Elnor suddenly has disappeared for no reason whatsoever.

His mobile emitter was damaged. Once again: Pay attention.

70) Alison Pill is doing her eyeball acting again.

It's called good acting. Alison Pill is one of the best actors of her generation.

72) Jurati is trying to suggest that Seven is the very best that a Borg could be without a sense of irony that Seven was just like every other Borg, hence her designation actually being Seven of Nine. Just another number.

She's literally saying that Seven became the best example of what the Borg could be after Seven left the Collective. Jurati is trying to get the Queen to reconsider her entire concept of what it means to be "Borg."

Also, VOY's "Dark Frontier" and "Endgame" explicitly established that Seven was not just like every other drone, and that she carried special favor with the Queen.

73) I guess Picard is not the best that a Borg could be. Or Hugh. Nope, see this bitter woman here? The one with a lot of grievances and who admits to murdering indiscriminately?

Man, you just don't like psychologically realistic characters, do you?

74) Why does this alternate timeline Borg Queen even know who this Seven is?

Episode 2 established that Queens share a consciousness across timelines. This explains why Seven of Nine knew about the events of Star Trek: First Contact in VOY "Year of Hell." The Queen explicitly recognized Seven from the Prime Timeline in PIC S2E2.

I say again: Pay attention.

76) Rios now blows off 2024 Doctor. Guess she shouldn't have brought up marriage until at least day 3.

This is not a complaint, this is just you shitting on the show for featuring characters who have feelings for each other.

77) Apparently Rios is suddenly, "trying to protect it". It being the future. Which is completely counter to most everything he's done in this season.

He has always acted to try to protect the future. His decision to reveal the truth about his origins to Teresa is indicative of his belief that he must trust her in order to protect the future rather than continuing to lie and manipulate her.

80) Oh wow, so Ag-borg is assimilating Seven now eh?

No. The Queen was going to kill her, then Jurati stopped her, then Jurati and the Queen merged into a new personality and Borgati saved her but was forced to put Borg implants back into her body to do so. It was a metaphor for self-acceptance.

You really don't pay attention do you?

Seriously, this is as egregious a choice for this show to make as turning Picard into an android.

Turning Picard into an android was an excellent metaphor for resurrection and new life after confronting death and descending into the underworld.

83) Rios warns Soong the phaser is about to blow why?

Presumably because he doesn't want to kill him if he can avoid it, and he recognizes that Soong without the weapon is not a threat who necessitates lethal force.

84) Since when is DNA needed to unlock a phaser?

Why wouldn't it be? And this phaser is from the Confederation timeline, not the Prime Timeline, so there's no continuity issue.

86) The "cost" in saving Seven is that her same Borg implants are back? Wait, what? Surely they are going to explain at least this right? They can't possibly expect us to logic leap this much nonsense, can they?

They're not her original implants; they're new ones that follow the same design. It's a metaphor for self-acceptance. The same theme is echoed by another line in the episode: "Are you alright?" "I'm myself."

I sincerely wish Picard's older mother's photo didn't appear in his family photo album in Star Trek: Generations.

Who gives a shit about a photo that never appears onscreen in a minor prop from a thirty-year-old movie?

88) Wow maybe I missed it,

You missed a lot of things.

91) Seven informs Picard of Ag-borg's cryptic message. One Renee must live while another must die and Picard doesn't so much bat an eyelash for his dead nephew...

Because he's focusing on the 21st Century Renee and because there's a point where stopping the episode to talk about this other family member who died but whose death he already processed in a movie released 28 years and four presidents ago would not be good writing.

That's it. This show remains an utter mess. I'm heartbroken.

60% of your complaints stem from you not paying attention. 20% are you having bad taste and complaining about basic conventions of storytelling or characters being psychologically believable. Maybe 20% of your complaints are valid.

Yeah, this whole childhood trauma thing wasn't well thought out. Emotional exploration for its own sake.

"Emotional exploration for its own sake" is the basis of all good fiction.

I mean....

The queen stabs seven, heals her, then Demands the ship as payment for healing her?

Maybe it was her way of dealing with trauma

The Queen stabs her. Jurati stops the Queen from killing her. Then Jurati and the Queen merge to form a new entity. The new entity saves Seven but asks for the ship in order that she may establish her new, benevolent Borg Collective.
 
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"Emotional exploration for its own sake" is the basis of all good fiction.
I recall a poster, who postulated that Star Trek is best fit to explore all aspects of the human condition, regardless of our own comfort or discomfort with what is presented. Even if I don't enjoy watching a character working through trauma it is definitely the foundation of human storytelling.
 
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