Better Titles for Certain Episodes

"MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE"... change to "THE ROMULAN'S FIVE FINGER DISCOUNT".

 

That's certainly an entertaining title.

 

Tapestry = Q-Tips

The Q & The Grey = Q-Coup

The Loss = The Blind Leading The Blind

Parallels = Same Ship, Different Day

And how the hell do you not name Ethics = A Good Day To Die?

 

"The Vulcan Hello" => Gunboat Diplomacy
"Turnabout Intruder" => My Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Amok Time" => Hot-Blooded
"In The Pale Moonlight" => A Simple Favor

 

How about for "Tapestry," combine them and call it "Q-Tipped Tapestry" or something to that effect.

 

Change...

"THRESHOLD" to "THE SALAMANDER SYNDROME".

"THE TROUBLE WITH TRIBBLES" to "THE FURBALL INCIDENT".

 

"The Thaw" to "Coulrophobia"

I like this game.

 

A Plain, Simple Favor

 

That is a better title.

 

"Elogium" to "Dirty Sex" (Kes eats dirt!!)

 

I thought "The Thaw" was a great episode with a terrible title (per Beavis & Butthead...oops I mean Berman and Braga). There are an almost infinite number of better titles for VOY's very ambitious "The Thaw" than that. I really hated the way B&B admitted they were trying to make Star Trek as bland as they could, simply because it made their uncreative aliens more interesting, like it's some sort of creative zero-sum game. They even said they wanted the music of each ep. to be "generic sonic wallpaper" (their exact words). Of course that didn't apply in the TNG movies because you CAN'T tell an epic composer like Jerry Goldsmith to "tone it down." Jerry was at his best creating Wagnerian, room-shaking musical thunder, NOT "musical wallpaper," as everyone knows.

A REAL writer could make the human characters and alien characters interesting at the same time! Only a talentless hack would make the human characters/ambiance as boring as possible to emphasize their uncreative, bumpy-forehead aliens.

 

.... you call that "overbroad"....look at 90s anime episode titles in japanese...stuff like "Metamorphosis! Crybaby Usagi´s wonderfull tranformation" or "The teacher is a demon? Sailor Scouts come to the rescue".......

 

"The One Where Picard Gets Naked in Chains"
"The One Where Data Has a Psychotic Episode"
"The One Where Five Ferengi Take Over the Federation Flagship"
"Another One Where Data Has a Psychotic Episode"
"The One With the Mustard Seed in Space"
"The One With a Jellyfish in Space"
"The Other One With a Jellyfish in Space"
"The One Where Beverley Has Sex With a Ghost"
"The One Where Kirk Has Sex With....oh never mind that one"
"The One Where Riker Tries to Have Sex"

You know the ones....

 

"The one where Data saves three R2D2s"
"The one where they don't know who they are."
"The one with all the clips"
"The one with the black people planet"
"The one with the white blond young fit people planet"
"The one where Riker yells"
"The one where Wesley is told to shut up"
"The one where Picard cries like a little girl"

 

VOY's "Body and Soul" - "A stranger in my house with cheesecake." That title is puzzling enough to attract a lot of curiosity.

 

Relics should've been called "You're only an engineer, if there's an engine near"

 

The one where Troi senses something
The one where Troi doesn't sense something
The one where Wes saves the day x 50
The one where Kirk drop kicks a rival x 50
The one where they lose control of the ship x 50

 

The One Where Data Goes Haywire (1)
The One Where Data Goes Haywire (2)
The One Where Data Goes Haywire (3)
The One Where Data Goes Haywire (4)
The One Where Data Goes Haywire (5)
The One Where Data Goes Haywire (6)

 

Seen it

 

No way a voyager episode would have a title that long. It would most likey be called 'The Cheesecake' of just 'Cheesecake'