Better Titles for Certain Episodes

Well, Scotty's ship too, that was sacrificed.

 

I would call the 3rd series opener of TOS "What is brain?"

 

Magic to Make the Sanest Man Go Mad - just change "Mad" to "Mudd" and it's infinitely better. We seriously need more puns. Or at least I do.

This one is not mine so it probably doesn't count, but I recall seeing a B-movie style fan poster for The Wolf Inside titled "My Boyfriend's a Secret Klingon! (in Technicolor)"

 

"Lethe" changed to "The Exploding Vulcan"

 

"Broken Bow" replaced by "Vulcans Are Assholes Part One"

 

But wasn't Take Me Out to the Holosuite "Vulcans Are Assholes Part One?"

 

One of the many, many, MANY reasons I utterly hated dumbed-down Enterprise is that they made the Vulcans so villainous, backstabbing and crooked, the only Trek I hated more than ENT was Jar-Jar Abrams crooked, arrogant, cognitively RETARDED versions of Trek. I found ENT so detestable that I won't watch a single episode of that sci-fi-feces to this day.

 

Well, in DS9 we meet one logical and attractive female Vulcan...

...who is a terrorist.

The next is a seething hating arrogant Vulcan supremacist, who loathes humans.

The next after that is a serial killer.

I'll ENT's Vulcans any day over that. They may seem arrogant, but they don't really understand why people find them arrogant, or animosity, or why you don't like them. They are a logical, cautious race.

 

Change "One" to "Doctor, please give me something because I'm hallucinating."

Or for a more serious title, maybe "Myself and I"

 

Voyager "The Thaw" to "coulrophobia"*

*Aka fear of clowns.

 

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine is Star Trek Into Oppression.
Star Trek: The Next Generation becomes An Idiot's Guide to Philosophy.
Star Trek: Voyager is now Done as a Steak.
Star Trek: Enterprise is With a Side of Potatoes.
Star Trek: Nemesis is now Star Trek through the Looking Glass.
Sub Rosa is Skip.
Emergence is now Frankenstein.

Don't forget to tip your waitresses.

 

"Bar Association" is now "Karl Marx plus Groucho Marx equals Rom"

 

The Butcher's Knife Cares Not For the Lamb's Cry is now Big Pretentious Placeholder Title That Did Not Get Changed In Post So They Kept It

 

This makes me want to see a future episode titled "No Idea, Whatever, I'll Just Put Something Here Tomorrow."

 

"Distant Origin" becomes "Jurassic Trek"

 

"What's Past is Prologue" is now "How to effectively reuse titles"

"...Nor the Battle to the Strong" is now "Random excerpt of a random bible verse"

"Inter Arma Enim Silent Leges" is now "Everything sounds better in Latin"

 

"Repression" becomes "What the hell happened?"

 

It could also work for a whole bunch of other episodes like TNG's Clues and Conundrum, or DS9's Whispers.

 

Yes I mean. Brainwashing Tuvok is one thing but Tuvok able to convert any ex-maquis into a hard-line maquis with a simple mindmeld!! It's a wonder the Vulcans have been conquered in the Mirror Universe with such powers!!!