a pitch hitting the umpire in the crotch would be a strike tho. Seen it happen on a 'mix-up' with the catcher thinking it was a pitch-out so he jumped outside the strike zone to get a pitch and the pitcher threw a normal pitch.
Of course some
Would the cord then impede the 100% seal on the bulkhead? But the thing I didn't get. The torpedo going off is enough to destroy the ship(or a huge chunk of the ship), but standing a few feet away behind the door at ground zero is complete ok.
Maybe make your entire ship out of those damn doors then.
A lot of the pitches I've seen hit umpires in the crotch are bounces. And man those are the worst.