Contest: ENTER STV Caption Contest #202: Our Revels Now Have Ended

Welcome to the all new Star Trek Voyager Caption Contest!

I hope many of you chose to over indulge during your holiday celebrations which are now over so without further ado ..

Here are the winners of the 201st contest..

First up the Jonesing Janeway Award goes to @Ryan Thomas Riddle for..



Janeway: WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE ARE OUT OF COFFEE, COMMANDER?!!!


@Herbert gets the Captain's Choice Award with..



Janeway: Well done Harry. These wax figures are top notch.


Third place goes to @Ryan Thomas Riddle with..



JANEWAY: Vulcan porn is so boring. They've been touching and rubbing finger tips for an hour!


@Leviathan gets second place with..



Tuvok: I just want to tell you both good luck. We're all counting on you...


And First Place goes to @Nerys Myk with..



JANEWAY: I really gotta stop reading the comments section on Youtube.


Here're some new pictures, the new contest starts now!









Happy New Year!

 

KES: Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.
COMPUTER VOICE: Sorry, this is not a replicator. Support for the hypertext coffepot control protocol is in beta.

 

By the 24th century, Google had foregone all formalities of not being an evil company who wants to spy on everything you do by simply implanting spying devices onto users.




Woodcotay: "Say, do you think I could get a leg high enough on here so you could tell me if I have stinknuts or not?"




Chacotay: "I can't tell if that's you the patient mad a miraculous recovery face or your I farted face."

Doc: "The answer is blowing in the wind, Commander."

 

KES: Computer? Adjust my physical parameters to match Seven of Nine. And then beam her to the hydroponics bay and seal her in a drawer.

 

Kes clocks in for the day...

 

Doctor Who regenerates into Janeway.

 

Chakotay: Do you like movies about gladiators?

 

Thanks for the win




Kes: <discontented mumbling> Seven isn't the only one who can rock a skintight full body suit

 

Kes: "damn this asteroids game."

 

PICARDO: Yeah, I get way more screen time than you, and my character can't even leave the room. That's what happens when you make an effort.



JANEWAY: I warn you! I know Borg don't drink coffee, if you assimilate me the entire Collective will go into caffeine withdrawal!



KES: The controls of this human game Asteroids are quite confusing. Why do they not just use directional buttons?



PARIS: So are you going to let me drive the ship or are you going to make me be boring, STUPID?!
CHAKOTAY: I thought the sting operation to find the traitor was over.
PARIS: Oh right, sorry. Habits are hard to break when they're fun.

 

Choose wisely, for as the correct answer will extend your contract, a false one will take it from you....

 

KES: "Insufficient funds"?! If Neelix blew all our money on holodeck rations I'll hurl him to the Borg...

 

She chose... poorly.

 

Kes: Fucken Netflix deleted my show!

 

EMH: I'm sorry, Commander. I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.



On tonight's episode of Borg Implants Are The New Black...



Kes: Whoever's back there had better stop staring, or I open up a can of Ocampan Whoop-ass!



Paris: Commander, that's my navigation console, not a urinal.

 

EMH Personal Log: On this mission I have to heal devastating injuries on both the Captain and Harry Kim and be prepared to commit suicide at a moments notice if the Borg get out of line. I'm going to be annoying for the next 4 years to make them suffer for this.




Borg Collective: Can you be our new queen instead?



Janeway: (over comm) Janeway to the bridge. Situation report.

Chakotay: Do you want to take this one, Tom?

Paris: Not a chance. Once Tuvok becomes First Officer, I want to be on his good side.

 

Chakotay: "Neelix is sick, so I'm filling in. What?"
Paris: "I'm just laughing inside at the irony of you playing ship's Good Humor Man."
Chakotay: "No popsicle for you!"

 

CHAKOTAY: I can't beat this Atari Lunar Lander game! I've replicated a thousand quarters for it and I still can't the hang of it!
PARIS: Might want to avoid the shuttlebay, then.

 

Chakotay: That's an awfully smug look for someone who can be permanently deleted with very little effort.

 

Doctor: "And that's a rather rich comment from someone whose presence would actually be missed..."