Contest: ENTER STV Caption Contest #202: Our Revels Now Have Ended

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  1. Herbert

    Herbert Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    :D I love tag team captioning
     
  2. Bry_Sinclair

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    Chakotay: Computer, delete the EMH's smugness algorithms.
    Computer: Unable to comply, deletion of specified algorithms would result in the deletion of the Emergency Medical Hologram.
    EMH: I told you!

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    Paris was not impressed with the new "medical assistant" uniform the EMH imposed.
     
  3. Orac

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    Chakotay: Where'd th' cheese go?
    Paris: I don't know!
     
  4. A Chimpanzee & 2 Trainees

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    Paris: So, how was it down there?
    Chakotay: We were almost ARRESTED! So, we were looking for Henry Starling, but found Braxton in an alley, then a police officer shows up and has us put our hands on his car - like this...
     
  5. Mr Soak

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    It wasn't the first time Paris caught Chakotay staring longingly at his non-Maquis rank pips.
     
  6. JirinPanthosa

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    CHAKOTAY: So in your new 'Realistic family' holodeck simulation, you made yourself super-strong?
    DOC: And my daughter kills all the anti-vaccination people.
     
  7. Mr Soak

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    Chakotay: What's made you so happy?
    The Doctor: It just hit me that a hologram has more acting ability than a tree.
     
  8. Nerys Myk

    Nerys Myk Kang, now with ridges Premium Member

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    CHAKOTAY: There's one thing you need to remember once we get back to the Alpha Quadrant.
    PARIS: What's that?
    CHAKOTAY: Snitches get stitches.
     
  9. Leviathan

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    EMH: I'm a doctor, not a tree surgeon.
     
  10. Ryan Thomas Riddle

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    Chakotay: You might want to start changing lanes or you'll miss the exit.
    Paris: Stop backseat driving, Chakotay! You wanna drive? Huh? Do you?
     
  11. A Chimpanzee & 2 Trainees

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    I don’t know if I want to go back. I am a former Maquis, probably facing prison time. Any tips for me, Paris?
     
  12. A Chimpanzee & 2 Trainees

    A Chimpanzee & 2 Trainees Captain Premium Member

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    EMH: Look at the blank stare! My Chakotay hologram is finally perfect, and now I'm ready to implement my secret plans for more away mission duty!
    Computer: Unable to project hologram Chakotay-1. General emitter fault. (core dumped) <<<disappears>>>
    EMH: Well, this is embarrassing, but then again I am a Doctor, not a Bond villain.
     
  13. Orac

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    New Contest! --> link
     
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