Discussion in 'Star Trek: Voyager' started by Orac, Jan 2, 2019.
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Chakotay: Computer, delete the EMH's smugness algorithms.
Computer: Unable to comply, deletion of specified algorithms would result in the deletion of the Emergency Medical Hologram.
EMH: I told you!
Paris was not impressed with the new "medical assistant" uniform the EMH imposed.
Chakotay: Where'd th' cheese go?
Paris: I don't know!
Paris: So, how was it down there?
Chakotay: We were almost ARRESTED! So, we were looking for Henry Starling, but found Braxton in an alley, then a police officer shows up and has us put our hands on his car - like this...
It wasn't the first time Paris caught Chakotay staring longingly at his non-Maquis rank pips.
CHAKOTAY: So in your new 'Realistic family' holodeck simulation, you made yourself super-strong?
DOC: And my daughter kills all the anti-vaccination people.
Chakotay: What's made you so happy?
The Doctor: It just hit me that a hologram has more acting ability than a tree.
CHAKOTAY: There's one thing you need to remember once we get back to the Alpha Quadrant.
PARIS: What's that?
CHAKOTAY: Snitches get stitches.
EMH: I'm a doctor, not a tree surgeon.
Chakotay: You might want to start changing lanes or you'll miss the exit.
Paris: Stop backseat driving, Chakotay! You wanna drive? Huh? Do you?
I don’t know if I want to go back. I am a former Maquis, probably facing prison time. Any tips for me, Paris?
EMH: Look at the blank stare! My Chakotay hologram is finally perfect, and now I'm ready to implement my secret plans for more away mission duty!
Computer: Unable to project hologram Chakotay-1. General emitter fault. (core dumped) <<<disappears>>>
EMH: Well, this is embarrassing, but then again I am a Doctor, not a Bond villain.
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