Contest: ENTER STV Caption Contest #202: Our Revels Now Have Ended

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  1. Orac

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    Welcome to the all new Star Trek Voyager Caption Contest!

    I hope many of you chose to over indulge during your holiday celebrations which are now over so without further ado ..

    Here are the winners of the 201st contest..

    First up the Jonesing Janeway Award goes to @Ryan Thomas Riddle for..

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    Janeway: WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE ARE OUT OF COFFEE, COMMANDER?!!!


    @Herbert gets the Captain's Choice Award with..

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    Janeway: Well done Harry. These wax figures are top notch.


    Third place goes to @Ryan Thomas Riddle with..

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    JANEWAY: Vulcan porn is so boring. They've been touching and rubbing finger tips for an hour!


    @Leviathan gets second place with..

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    Tuvok: I just want to tell you both good luck. We're all counting on you...


    And First Place goes to @Nerys Myk with..

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    JANEWAY: I really gotta stop reading the comments section on Youtube.


    Here're some new pictures, the new contest starts now!

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    Happy New Year!
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  3. tharpdevenport

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  7. Orac

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    KES: The controls of this human game Asteroids are quite confusing. Why do they not just use directional buttons?

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  20. Laura Cynthia Chambers

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