Imagine having an army of specially-trained penguins... they're not just potential house staff you know. Give them AK-47s, and they could be so much more.
I tried that back in Miss Chicken's "rule the world thread". It seemed to work for a while, but then they got uppity and wanted me to leave. Called me "white devil" and rejected my GodEmperor-hood.
Just can't get the staff these days...
