Wrong-Way Penguin

[Holdfast]

Imagine having an army of specially-trained penguins... they're not just potential house staff you know. Give them AK-47s, and they could be so much more.

I tried that back in Miss Chicken's "rule the world thread". It seemed to work for a while, but then they got uppity and wanted me to leave. Called me "white devil" and rejected my GodEmperor-hood.

Just can't get the staff these days...

 

[scotpens]

Imagine having an army of specially-trained penguins... they're not just potential house staff you know. Give them AK-47s, and they could be so much more.

And they’re talented too!

 

[PKTrekGirl]

Penguin is now sick. Has 50/50 chance of survival.

Of course he's sick. He's been eating sand for hydration!

Exactly.

This story made me a bit angry. I mean, clearly the little fellow needs help if he got all the way to NZ without a clue and is now eating sand in place of snow. He is obviously not the brightest crayon on the box, and needs a helping hand.

They should have either taken him back to Antarctica or put him in a reserve or zoo with other penguins and taken care of him.

Sitting around writing cute animal stories while letting the little fellow die is just lame.

 

[Holdfast]

Imagine having an army of specially-trained penguins... they're not just potential house staff you know. Give them AK-47s, and they could be so much more.

And they’re talented too!

The whole thing is probably a guerilla marketing exercise for the movie...