What would you do with $100 million?

[Kestra]

Okay, new rule. I learned not to play tease with J. Allen. People jump on you. You're like the board's little sister

To be fair, I can get defensive over anyone if I think they're being misrepresented.

Oh, I'm sure. But it is a proven fact that Everybody Loves J. Allen.

I love no one!

 

[RoJoHen]

To be fair, I can get defensive over anyone if I think they're being misrepresented.

Oh, I'm sure. But it is a proven fact that Everybody Loves J. Allen.

I love no one!

It's true. She's doesn't even like hugs!

 

[ThankQ]

To be fair, I can get defensive over anyone if I think they're being misrepresented.

Oh, I'm sure. But it is a proven fact that Everybody Loves J. Allen.

I love no one!

I know you're lying, because, as has been previously noted, it's a proven fact that Everybody Loves J. Allen.

 

[Amaris]

There has been a great deal of scientific research. <doe eyes>

 

[RoJoHen]

There has been a great deal of scientific research. <doe eyes>

I'll smack you.

 

[Amaris]

There has been a great deal of scientific research. <doe eyes>

I'll smack you.

 

[RoJoHen]

Touché.

 

[Kemaiku]

Reminds me of a blog I found the other day, nothing but pictures of huskie and wolf puppies, you could just die from the d'awwww.

 

[Amaris]

Touché.

Don't worry, regardless of what anyone says, no one can argue with puppies (or kitties).

Reminds me of a blog I found the other day, nothing but pictures of huskie and wolf puppies, you could just die from the d'awwww.

Yeah, I have a terrible weak spot, and it consists of puppies, kitties, and hammy hams.

 

[Kemaiku]

It brings up an interesting point, if I had $100M (£50M) I'd probably adopt a wolf and build a little house for it, buy every toy and amount of land it needed to run around on.

I mean look, so cute.

 

[Amaris]

It brings up an interesting point, if I had $100M (£50M) I'd probably adopt a wolf and build a little house for it, buy every toy and amount of land it needed to run around on.

I mean look, so cute.

Oh, they are! <makes really stupid faces at the puppies>

 

[CorporalClegg]

Yeah, I have a terrible weak spot, and it consists of puppies, kitties, and hammy hams.

Ponies?

 

[Kemaiku]

Yeah, I have a terrible weak spot, and it consists of puppies, kitties, and hammy hams.

Ponies?

That's not a weakness

 

[ThankQ]

Luxury items - girls, chinese food, cars, boats. What's 100 million to Bill Gates? Feed the hungry. Abolish prostitution and the porn industry (our gross national product),

Wait wait wait, you want the girls that come with (or for) money, but you want to abolish prostitution and porn?

I got mine now screw the rest of you?

I didn't say I wouldn't marry them. Didn't you see 'Big Love' with Bill Paxton?

No, sorry. I got to "Take away Dave's hookers and porn" and I had to take immediate action.

 

[Amaris]

Yeah, I have a terrible weak spot, and it consists of puppies, kitties, and hammy hams.

Ponies?

That's not a weakness

Yep. 'Tis a strength!

 

[xortex]

Luxury items - girls, chinese food, cars, boats. What's 100 million to Bill Gates? Feed the hungry. Abolish prostitution and the porn industry (our gross national product),

Wait wait wait, you want the girls that come with (or for) money, but you want to abolish prostitution and porn?

I got mine now screw the rest of you?

Chinese food is a luxury item?

I figure a years worth of chinese food delivered every night would cost about 800,000 dollars without the tip.

 

[CorporalClegg]

$2000 a night on Chinese food? Do you have it delivered from Shanghai?

 

[Amaris]

$2000 a night on Chinese food? Do you have it delivered from Shanghai?

Only if it comes with hookers. Clean hookers. Clean hookers from Shanghai.

 

[thumbtack]

Hire the world's most skilled assassin (who currently charges one million per hit).

Eliminate 100 of my least favorite people.

 

[RoJoHen]

Clean hookers from Shanghai.

I'm trying to understand, but I keep running into contradictions.