...Cortez and Bob Saget adore the finale. The rest of us despise it and rename Terry Matalas Terry the Terryble.
A space portal appears. Chris Pine's Kirk lands on Daystrom station and frees Paul Wesley's Kirk. A hologram of William Shatner appears. All three cook eggs together.
A voice sounds from a nearby storage container, "I don't want you to panic."
Out steps a holographic James Cawley, "But I'm the Kirk from the double double future. I'm the Kirk with the Spock that married Uhura. Now, from this point on, things get a little complicated..."