Also in Renaissance Man when Tom kisses the doctor
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'Is there anything else you'd like to confess?'
I've always loved that "Voyage of the Damned' comment. I remember laughing at that on the original airing.
When Neelix turns Tuvok's quarters upside down in that Klingon episode.
"I'm really going to miss her"
"I'm really going to miss her"
I wonder why Tuvok didn't suggest that Neelix accompany her on that planet...
Although, it does explain why Tuvok insisted only a few episodes later that he go live inside that asteroid.
When the Doctor, pretending to be B'Elanna calls him sweetheart. You can tell that's not a word he's ever heard her use for him. Hence the, "You're certainly getting affectionate in your third trimester".
In Author, Author, when the Doctor sees that Tom has hi-jacked his holoprogram for revenge. Also in that episode, B'Elanna's reaction to Lt. Marseille's moustache.
Me too!
This was the episode where I really started to like The Doctor, much because this conversation.
Before that, I did find the whole "living hologram" a bit over the top and even if I did like The Doctor since "Caretaker", I stll had some doubts. But this episode made me realize that he was funny with his sarcastic comments too.
And I also like the comment "Get the cheese to sickbay". A classic!
The part when the doc is arguing with the opera singer and then when he reports the incident to Kes. That was funny.
Episode Prototype
Chakotay is the last one who should talk here...shuttle wrecker
Paris: "I don't need a diversion. Just give me a chance, I'll get her out."
Chakotay: "You don't mind if the rest of us give you a little help, do you, Paris? I'd hate to lose another shuttlecraft."
Paris: "Your concern for my welfare is heart-warming."
Chakotay is the last one who should talk here...shuttle wrecker
Paris: "I don't need a diversion. Just give me a chance, I'll get her out."
Chakotay: "You don't mind if the rest of us give you a little help, do you, Paris? I'd hate to lose another shuttlecraft."
Paris: "Your concern for my welfare is heart-warming."
From Caretaker,
Janeway: Mr. Kim, at ease before you sprain something.
Janeway: Mr. Kim, at ease before you sprain something.
This one from "Tuvix" is funny:
NEELIX: Why, is there some regulation that says we can't do both at the same time? I know. Why don't, why don't we sing a song while we toil, hmm? It'll cheer you up. Now, I've been studying Vulcan music. Do you know that lovely tune that starts, (sings) Oh starless night of boundless black.
TUVOK: That lovely tune is a traditional funeral dirge.
NEELIX: I know, but it was the most cheerful song I could find in the Vulcan database. Come on, Tuvok, join me. Oh starless night of boundless black.
TUVOK: Mister Neelix?
NEELIX: Yes?
TUVOK: Do you think you could possibly behave a little less like yourself?
Ironic, considering his later nihilophobia. http://memory-alpha.wikia.com/wiki/Nihilphobia Not so lovely anymore, is it, Neelix?
Thankfully, Tuvok didn't sing it to him like a total jerk.
Fair Haven:
Scene 1: Janeway/Paris/EMH in Sickbay
EMH: Speaking of revisions, I was hoping I could give my character a more active role. In the period you've created, the village priest was the most prominent member of the community, held in the highest regard.
PARIS: That's a great idea, Doc. We could send Father Mulligan on a retreat to a nearby monastery, where he takes a vow of silence and never speaks again.
(Janeway grasps Tom's arm and pull him outside)
EMH: Try it, and you'll be saying Hail Marys till Saint Patrick's Day.
Scene 2: Tuvo/Seven/Tom and Kim in the Mess Hall:
(While Tuvok seems not to be well)
PARIS: Imagine yourself sitting high on a bluff overlooking the ocean. The salt air, The rhythm of the waves rising and crashing against the rocks. A tiny fishing boat bobbing on the water below. Up and down, up and down.
TUVOK: I get the idea, Ensign. Thank you.
NEELIX: Mutton, creamed cabbage or blood pudding?
SEVEN: Explain.
NEELIX: I'm preparing a traditional Irish meal at the Ox and Lamb this afternoon, and I can not decide on a main course.
PARIS: Blood pudding. You can't lose.
NEELIX: That was my first choice, too, but replicating the lamb's intestines, it, it could be tricky, And every time I try to heat the blood, it coagulates in the milk.
TUVOK: If you'll excuse me, I think I will consult the Doctor.
(source: http://www.chakoteya.net/Voyager/610.htm)
Scene 1: Janeway/Paris/EMH in Sickbay
EMH: Speaking of revisions, I was hoping I could give my character a more active role. In the period you've created, the village priest was the most prominent member of the community, held in the highest regard.
PARIS: That's a great idea, Doc. We could send Father Mulligan on a retreat to a nearby monastery, where he takes a vow of silence and never speaks again.
(Janeway grasps Tom's arm and pull him outside)
EMH: Try it, and you'll be saying Hail Marys till Saint Patrick's Day.
Scene 2: Tuvo/Seven/Tom and Kim in the Mess Hall:
(While Tuvok seems not to be well)
PARIS: Imagine yourself sitting high on a bluff overlooking the ocean. The salt air, The rhythm of the waves rising and crashing against the rocks. A tiny fishing boat bobbing on the water below. Up and down, up and down.
TUVOK: I get the idea, Ensign. Thank you.
NEELIX: Mutton, creamed cabbage or blood pudding?
SEVEN: Explain.
NEELIX: I'm preparing a traditional Irish meal at the Ox and Lamb this afternoon, and I can not decide on a main course.
PARIS: Blood pudding. You can't lose.
NEELIX: That was my first choice, too, but replicating the lamb's intestines, it, it could be tricky, And every time I try to heat the blood, it coagulates in the milk.
TUVOK: If you'll excuse me, I think I will consult the Doctor.
(source: http://www.chakoteya.net/Voyager/610.htm)
The Captain getting Tom out of there, makes me think she's a mom getting her naughty little boy away before he can say anything else insulting.
That wouldn't be very tuvokian.
That's there and then that he lost any chance for promotion.
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