Voyager Caption This: Enthusiasm!

[Scatta]

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[TimelessTrek]

What's up with the word "anus" showing up so much? I mean, I can be filthy at times - especially when telling jokes --- but that is a word that has never voluntarily been used in my vocabulary.

I say keep the jokes moderately clean, if only because I don't want to start associating Voyager fans with complete perverts.

 

[Candlelight]

"Sssssssphincter"

 

[Shatmandu]

TimelessTrek said:
What's up with the word "anus" showing up so much? I mean, I can be filthy at times - especially when telling jokes --- but that is a word that has never voluntarily been used in my vocabulary.

I say keep the jokes moderately clean, if only because I don't want to start associating Voyager fans with complete perverts.

Nature.

The Doctor is making a tight "okay" sign with his right hand, while talking to a woman in a spray-on catsuit.

Joe, anus

 

[galleywest]

The Doctor tries to explain to Seven just how cheap Chakotay is.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

"Did I tell you about Captain Harriman? He was so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in a week you would have a diamond!"

 

[galleywest]

Doctor: You are standing in my invisible violin!

 

[Candlelight]

While the Doctor spoke, Seven noticed the killer whale creeping up behind them.

 

[Shatmandu]

Doctor: "I'm a hologram, for fuck's sake: I'll make it fit! Please!"

 

[CaptainJon]

Doctor: I'm twelve inches long! Would you believe it? Twelve inches!
Seven: I find that hard to believe.
Doctor: Would you believe six inches?
Seven: Hardly.
Doctor: How 'bout a baby carrot and a couple peas?

 

[BriGuy]

Keep it up, doctor, and you'll be history faster than an incandescent bulb.

 

[Ihlecreations]

Doctor:What? This show is about us AGAIN????? Seriously we have a cast of 8 people and every freaking episode is about US! I realize you are whistling Braga's dixie, but c'mon people show a little creativity!

 

[Gertch]

Doctor: "Relax, I am NOT going to lick you. That programming isn't due until EMH Mark 2."

 

[Searider Falcon]

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[BorgBabe]

Doctor: I told you five times already; that cage is for the transport of pets from the Klingon home world, not for entertainment perposes!

Seven: Your "stern talking's to" are futile. I will only receive punishment from our Captain.

 

[Shatmandu]

Doctor: "C'mon! I'm a hologram! It wouldn't be as if you had let a real person titty-fuck you."

 

[NathanielM]

EMH: Didn't you see the tattoo on my penis it said Welcome Aboard Voyager...

Seven: Indeed.... OH!!!!

 

[UssHell]

Doc: Ok... just keep looking at the thing in my hand
7 stares without blinking
Doc (swinging the object in rythum of his voice): your getting sleepyyy... very sleepyyy
7: I am?
Doc: Yes! you are!
7: I do not feel sleepy
Doc: I told you keep looking at the thing in my hand!!!!
Doc: (tries again): you will do what-everrr I tell you tooo
7: Ok
Doc: nowww... take off your clothes...
7 turns around and slaps him
7: ewww, oh and by the way did I not tell you that Borg implants are unaffected by hyposisum? the leaves the Doc's secret room filled with outdated technology

Doc: damn!!!!

 

[NathanielM]

NathanielM said:

EMH: I have to admit something Seven, I was really attracted to you and want to have my wicked way with you. I want you to see my true colors.

Seven of Nine: I did not know that you felt like that Doctor.

EMH/Carl Spock:*rips off fake baldheaded doctor's mask* That's Carl...Seven, AND I AM HUNG BAAAABY.

Seven: <reaching down> Oh my GOD! That is ENORRROMOUS!

EMH/Carl Spock: OH YEA!!! Baby. Grab my crank and start me up.

Seven <gasps as Carl Spock slips in from behind> OH CARRRRL...