Voyager Caption This: Enthusiasm!

Discussion in 'Star Trek: Voyager' started by Evil Twin, Jul 20, 2007.

  1. Scatta

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  2. TimelessTrek

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    What's up with the word "anus" showing up so much? I mean, I can be filthy at times - especially when telling jokes --- but that is a word that has never voluntarily been used in my vocabulary.

    I say keep the jokes moderately clean, if only because I don't want to start associating Voyager fans with complete perverts.
     
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  4. Shatmandu

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    Nature.

    The Doctor is making a tight "okay" sign with his right hand, while talking to a woman in a spray-on catsuit.

    Joe, anus
     
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    The Doctor tries to explain to Seven just how cheap Chakotay is.
     
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    While the Doctor spoke, Seven noticed the killer whale creeping up behind them.
     
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    Doctor: "I'm a hologram, for fuck's sake: I'll make it fit! Please!"
     
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    Doctor: I'm twelve inches long! Would you believe it? Twelve inches!
    Seven: I find that hard to believe.
    Doctor: Would you believe six inches?
    Seven: Hardly.
    Doctor: How 'bout a baby carrot and a couple peas?
     
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    Keep it up, doctor, and you'll be history faster than an incandescent bulb.
     
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    Doctor:What? This show is about us AGAIN????? Seriously we have a cast of 8 people and every freaking episode is about US! I realize you are whistling Braga's dixie, but c'mon people show a little creativity!
     
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    Doctor: "Relax, I am NOT going to lick you. That programming isn't due until EMH Mark 2."
     
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    Doctor: I told you five times already; that cage is for the transport of pets from the Klingon home world, not for entertainment perposes!

    Seven: Your "stern talking's to" are futile. I will only receive punishment from our Captain.
     
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    Doctor: "C'mon! I'm a hologram! It wouldn't be as if you had let a real person titty-fuck you."
     
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    EMH: Didn't you see the tattoo on my penis it said Welcome Aboard Voyager...

    Seven: Indeed.... OH!!!!
     
  18. UssHell

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    Doc: Ok... just keep looking at the thing in my hand
    7 stares without blinking
    Doc (swinging the object in rythum of his voice): your getting sleepyyy... very sleepyyy
    7: I am?
    Doc: Yes! you are!
    7: I do not feel sleepy
    Doc: I told you keep looking at the thing in my hand!!!!
    Doc: (tries again): you will do what-everrr I tell you tooo
    7: Ok
    Doc: nowww... take off your clothes...
    7 turns around and slaps him
    7: ewww, oh and by the way did I not tell you that Borg implants are unaffected by hyposisum? the leaves the Doc's secret room filled with outdated technology

    Doc: damn!!!!
     
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