What's up with the word "anus" showing up so much? I mean, I can be filthy at times - especially when telling jokes --- but that is a word that has never voluntarily been used in my vocabulary. I say keep the jokes moderately clean, if only because I don't want to start associating Voyager fans with complete perverts.
Nature. The Doctor is making a tight "okay" sign with his right hand, while talking to a woman in a spray-on catsuit. Joe, anus
"Did I tell you about Captain Harriman? He was so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in a week you would have a diamond!"
Doctor: I'm twelve inches long! Would you believe it? Twelve inches! Seven: I find that hard to believe. Doctor: Would you believe six inches? Seven: Hardly. Doctor: How 'bout a baby carrot and a couple peas?
Doctor:What? This show is about us AGAIN????? Seriously we have a cast of 8 people and every freaking episode is about US! I realize you are whistling Braga's dixie, but c'mon people show a little creativity!
Doctor: I told you five times already; that cage is for the transport of pets from the Klingon home world, not for entertainment perposes! Seven: Your "stern talking's to" are futile. I will only receive punishment from our Captain.
EMH: Didn't you see the tattoo on my penis it said Welcome Aboard Voyager... Seven: Indeed.... OH!!!!
Doc: Ok... just keep looking at the thing in my hand 7 stares without blinking Doc (swinging the object in rythum of his voice): your getting sleepyyy... very sleepyyy 7: I am? Doc: Yes! you are! 7: I do not feel sleepy Doc: I told you keep looking at the thing in my hand!!!! Doc: (tries again): you will do what-everrr I tell you tooo 7: Ok Doc: nowww... take off your clothes... 7 turns around and slaps him 7: ewww, oh and by the way did I not tell you that Borg implants are unaffected by hyposisum? the leaves the Doc's secret room filled with outdated technology Doc: damn!!!!