Voyager Caption This: Enthusiasm!

[Evil Twin]

Last round's winners:

Nerys Myk said:

"It's based on a old reciepe I found in the database. Soylent Green."

Kirby said:

Neelix: "Captain, I've heard you mention on several occasions that you wanted to 'open a can of whoop-ass.' Unfortunately all I could find was a can of chicken noodle, but here, I've warmed it up for you. Enjoy!"

And your prize:

You captioned it, you gotta eat it!

Up next:

 

[DayOldHotSauce]

Doctor: Seven! The earring is supposed to attach onto your ear lobe! Not the Ear Drum!

Edit: What am I doing wrong when i post the picture? It used to always work...

 

[Nerys Myk]

7of9: Free breast exams? No Doctor, I will not comply.

 

[TimelessTrek]

^^ LOL How can I top that???

 

[TimelessTrek]

Doctor: "Chakotay!?!?!?!!?!"
Seven: "He turns me on - pun intended."

 

[Kirby]

Wow it's some sort of miracle that I won twice in a row. I'm honored!

Doctor: "... and also unlike you, I can floss my teeth like this... See? no floss.. because my teeth aren't real!"

 

[Gadrin]

 

[nx1701g]

DayOldHotSauce said:

Doctor: Seven! The earring is supposed to attach onto your ear lobe! Not the Ear Drum!

Edit: What am I doing wrong when i post the picture? It used to always work...

You don't have enough posts to have your pictures show up because you're an Ensign rank. I believe picture posting is allowed when you become a Lieutenant Commander.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

EMH: "Commander Chakotay's balls may be this big, but the rest of him... minute. Trust me, I'm his Doctor."

Seven: "Hmmm, I may have to introduce him to a couple of special implants."

EMH: "Forget him anyway. I'm a hologram, I can be as big as you want me to be. Or bifurcated..."

Seven: "Reactivate ethical subroutine. Thank you Doctor, that will be all."

 

[Shatmandu]

Doctor: "It hurts a bit at first, but the nerve endings past the anus itself are much less responsive to pain. You'll see."


(The thought of the Doctor trying to con Seven into a little assplay amuses me to no end.

(Joe, easily amused)

 

[Rat Boy]

The Doctor tries one of the new techniques he's just downloaded, the James T. Kirk Hypnotism To Cop a Feel.

 

[NathanielM]

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Holographic Doctor: I want to feel your buns...To run my fingers all over your bosums, I want to do you so bad... Oh god I want you NOW...

I would give for a box of viagra right now! Or that matter a body right now...

Seven of Nine: (thinking) should I be afraid right now?

 

[NathanielM]

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Doctor: Now Seven of Nine: Hold still while I slip that butt plug in your ass.

Seven of Nine: OOOH I have never felt anything like that.

Doctor: Just wait, it gets better...

<BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ>

Seven of Nine: Oh damn that is sooo good....

 

[Haggis and tatties]

Seven" I'm i grasping it correctly doctor"

Doc" Tooo tight ,AAAAHHHH To Tiiiiiight!!!......

 

[NathanielM]

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Seven: Oh Doctor, I understand now, this is what you call "Doggie Style"

Doc: Ahhhhh Yessssssss.... You are starting to understand Humans now... Ahhhh.... Seven...

 

[Candlelight]

"Bridge to Doctor-"
"FUCK OFF, I'M ALMOST AT FIRST BASE"

 

[TimelessTrek]

This is the dirtiest Voyager thread I've ever seen! LOL

 

[Shatmandu]

Doctor: "If we loosened your catsuit, your anus would be able to expand. Can't you see?!?"

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Shatmandu said:

Doctor: "It hurts a bit at first, but the nerve endings past the anus itself are much less responsive to pain. You'll see."

Seven: "Very well Doctor, I am convinced. Lubricate yourself while I retrieve my Borg Strap On. Fornication will commence in 12 minutes."

EMH: "What! Wait a minute!"

 

[Gadrin]