Voyager Caption This: A Moment of Quiet Reflection

[The Laughing Vulcan]

B'Elanna thinking: I wonder if all that time in engineering is going to mutate my unborn child.

Tuvok thinking: I wonder how I would look with an afro and shades.

Chakotay in Alpha Quadrant thinking: I wonder if they realise that I accepted Q's offer for a quick trip home in exchange for a blowjob. Actually, I wonder if they've realised that for the last three years, there's been a totem pole standing in for me...

Janeway thinking: I'm going to go sulk in my cabin for another three months.

 

[Triskelion]

Janeway: Seven has asked me to order the crew to stop picturing her naked.

 

[Gertch]

Tuvok: "May I be reassigned to the Enterprise? Their Captains parties were much, livelier."

 

[Candlelight]

One of these things is not like the others,
One of these things just doesn't belong,
Can you tell which thing is not like the others
By the time I finish my song?

 

[Candlelight]

"The anomaly appears to be passing Captain, and there are no apparent side affects."
"Good. Now, set a course for India"
"Anyone else have a strange urge to walk on a zebra crossing?"

 

[Rat Boy]

B'Elanna: "I don't know. This LDS isn't doing anything to me. How about you guys?"

 

[Triskelion]

Janeway: Think, people. Who had the keys last?

 

[Velocity]

The Tuvok Impression contest was in full swing when suddenly--BUSTED!

 

[Triskelion]

THE LOST EPISODE: "Waiting for Seven"

 

[Nebusj]

``Wait a minute -- I think that's it! What we're missing is a barber shop to sing in front of!''

 

[Triskelion]

Is the floor dry yet, Neelix?

 

[Shatmandu]

Mulgrew: "Smells like one of Beltran's"

 

[Candlelight]

Janeway: "Has anyone seen Commander Chakotay?"
Tuvok: "Not me"
Torres: "Sorry no"
Chakotay: "I haven't- ah man, now you got me doing it"

 

[Shatmandu]

Janeway: "You think Evil Twin should put up two pictures to caption for each contest?"
Torres: "Yep."
Chakotay, wooden: "Yeah."
Tuvok: "I do not make dick jokes. But yes, I do think two would be good."

 

[Evil Twin]

Hey now, sometimes I do, sometimes I don't. Depends on how inspired I am that particular week! And considering how long I've been running the caption contest, it's becoming increasingly difficult to find fresh material off trekcore.com, and I'd rather not go back to hauling out the DVD's each Friday!

 

[Shatmandu]

Hey now, sometimes I do, sometimes I don't. Depends on how inspired I am that particular week! And considering how long I've been running the caption contest, it's becoming increasingly difficult to find fresh material off trekcore.com, and I'd rather not go back to hauling out the DVD's each Friday!

Oh, I understand. I was just being an asshole.

Joe, asshole

 

[SciFi75]

Tuvok: Will redefining the frequency of the intermix chamber destabilize the polarity of the temporal transceiver, Captain?
B'Lana: Captain, the phase variance of the navigational deflector has been destabilized.
Chakotay: I come from the rubber tree people!
Janeway: You call that technobabble, Commander? You disgust me! Get out of my sight!

 

[EliyahuQeoni]

Tuvok thinking: I wonder how I would look with an afro and shades.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Tuvok thinking: I wonder how I would look with an afro and shades.

LOL!

Janeway: "Ever get the feeling you've just been pimped!"

B'Elanna: "Yo!"

 

[David_Leese]

Please can someone post my photoshopped entry (I've not quite got 100 posts).

It can be found at:

http://homepage.ntlworld.com/tregowandave/quietreflection.jpg

Thanks!

Dave