B'Elanna thinking: I wonder if all that time in engineering is going to mutate my unborn child.
Tuvok thinking: I wonder how I would look with an afro and shades.
Chakotay in Alpha Quadrant thinking: I wonder if they realise that I accepted Q's offer for a quick trip home in exchange for a blowjob. Actually, I wonder if they've realised that for the last three years, there's been a totem pole standing in for me...
Janeway thinking: I'm going to go sulk in my cabin for another three months.
And considering how long I've been running the caption contest, it's becoming increasingly difficult to find fresh material off trekcore.com, and I'd rather not go back to hauling out the DVD's each Friday!