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[Catarina]

Yikes, I forgot to size the awards. HUGE AWARDS for you I guess

So let it be written so let it be done award: Orac

Ensign 1: Oh shit! Shit! Shit! The coloured lights on my suit have stopped blinking on and off! What does it mean?!
Ensign 2: You're fucked mate.

ack, i cant look. looking through fingers award: tenacity

Ensign on left:
"The universal translator says the button is marked "open silo."
Ensign on right:
"Go ahead and push it, what's the worse that could happen?"

Maybe Next year award: Herbert

Voyager misses a gold medal by 1.8 seconds in the olympic 500+ kilometer starship bellyflop.



Star Fleet Foodie award: nerys

TORRES: Fair warning, If worse comes to worse, I can and will roast you and eat you. I even have an old family recipe.

Taste the sensation award: AC2T

Janeway: When I bite into a York Peppermint Patty, I get the sensation of being in a cold, crisp holoship environment, holding my captors here when I free the other prisoners, while the feeling of victory whips over my bodddyyyy hahahahhaha!

i laughed way too had at that award: Tharp

Where will your starship be when it's explosive plasmarrhrea comes back?

photoshop delight award: cutie mcwhiskers

Collab award: Tricky and Tharp

Kate: "Everyone round up all the toys we have....we've just seriously pissed off The Winter Warlock."

Janeway: "If only I hadn't made that deal with his nemesis that totally obviously screws him over for our own personal gain."

 

[Catarina]

Catarina: Dude, is he flipping off the director?

 

[Qonundrum]

Chakotay: "My longest finger should prove to Q that mine is bigger!"
Q: Wanna bet?

 

[JirinPanthosa]

STARFLEET PANEL UI DESIGNER: Let's see, so we've got confusing circular button configurations, tiny print on the buttons nobody can read, and jarring eye straining color schemes. All right, ship it!

NOG: So in my first year at the Academy, they send me on an undercover mission to the Delta Quadrant to use Starfleet's experimental slipstream drive and infiltrate the Kazon and find weapons to fight the Dominion. I happen to run into the USS Voyager, and I can't tell them who I am or that I could get them home, or tell anyone but Starfleet Intelligence I found them. I feel like kind of a dick.

CHAKOTAY: Duck! It's the pyrotechnics crew from Stargate!

GOLDSHIRT: Wait. I just got to a dangerous place and I'm the only person here who isn't a main character. ...I'm screwed, aren't I?

 

[tharpdevenport]

Tom: "'Push Any Key'. Which key is Any Key?"

 

[tharpdevenport]

On the hunt for the Caption This! 187 winners, which were not as forthcoming as we were lead to believe.

 

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

Chakotay: "Hi there, new alien friends!"
Kar: "Okay, I'm just going to pretend we're not related."
Chakotay: "Pretend? We're not. (big grin to far off aliens) We come in peace."
Kar: "Maybe I'll just jump in front of my namesake instead..."

 

[tharpdevenport]

Bertram/Calculon: "Watch as I do my unholy ACTing TALENT!"

 

[Qonundrum]

Chakotay beckons to be beamed up after realizing the Oompa Loompa in front of him passed gas, which smells a lot worse in bright desert conditions all while wearing searing black.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Chakotay: Wait, so which one of us is doing the "Talk to the hand" bit?

 

[tharpdevenport]

Chacotay: "The Shat is coming!"

 

[Catarina]

not even a week and I'm tearing up with laughter...damn.... I need to make more category awards....

 

[Timewalker]

Chakotay: When I get back to the ship, I'm going to have a talk with the Captain about adding baseball caps to the uniform.

 

[Captain pl1ngpl0ng]

"Hey, I can see my house from here!"

"Someone should really fix the bathroom soon, this is ridiculous.."

 

[Qonundrum]

...Chakotay isn't doing it right...

 

[Qonundrum]

...I apologize for such a gornball joke...

 

[A Chimpanzee & 2 Trainees]

Aye, Captain. Running tactile interface diagnostic now. <TAP, TAP> ... The controls aren't responding!!!

 

[Tenacity]

Boy: "Is the Enteprise sending down food?"
Chakotay: "No, they're sending down Mister Mott. You'll understand when he gets here."

 

[Timewalker]

Chakotay: Haven't I seen you somewhere before? You remind me of one of those obnoxious Ferengi on Deep Space Nine.

 

[tharpdevenport]

Yellow Shirt: "Hhheeeeeyyyyy ... waaaiiit a second -- I was told this was a conga line; this isn't a conga line. This is away mission certainly to lead to my untimely death!"