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Chakotay: "This confirms my suspicions. We're in a alternate universe."
Boy: "How can you tell?"
Chakotay: "Lens flare."

 

CHAKOTAY: The ship's leaving with out me, again!
BOY: I wish they had taken me with them.

 

Thanks for the win!


Lt. Paris frantically tries to delete his internet browser history.


Janeway: Any questions? Yes, Mister Chakotay?
Chakotay: How do I get out out of this chickenshit outfit?

 

Chakotay decides to show the Kazon lad the time honored human tradition of lighting ones own farts on fire.

 

Winner ahoy! Now if only TNG Caption This! could pick up the slack for winners from contests going back months now...

 

Chakotay: "Aren't you going to leave me anything to eat?"
Janeway: "I did."

Forget TNG captions, ENT captions has been using the same half dozen images for a half year.

 

GUIDE (in front): "So that's the spot where the Gorn captain laid his trap, and if you'll follow me ladies and gentlemen I will take you up to where Kirk found the sulfur. That will be your last stop on this tour of this Starfleet Historical Landmark. And thank you once again for visiting, we hope you'll stop by the souvenir shop on the way back to the shuttlecraft, they're having a special on the Metron plush toys"

LIEUTENANT NONAME (last in line, thinking): Man, this is way better than the tour of Farpoint

 

Thanks for the win! And cheers to Tharp.



Chakotay: "Can you turn down the glorious radiance a bit?"

False God: "How, white man?"

 

Voice: "You will therefore be taken to the Dune Sea and cast into the Pit of Carkoon, the nesting place of the all-powerful Sarlacc. In his belly, you will find a new definition of pain and suffering, as you are slowly digested over a thousand years."

Gold Shirt: "Well, he'd better have cornered the market on Tums Ultra 'cuz I'm comin' in with phaser blazin'!"

 

Chakotay: "Damn it, Q, I hate those things!"

Q: "Resistance is futile!"

 

Upon closer inspection (Kes mostly) they look like they're texting to their doom.

 

GOLDSHIRT: Look over there, it's the Enterprise Caption from Aug 27, 2017!

 

Chakotay: "Hey kid, you're about to bump your head on that motorcycle!"

Boy: "You're seeing a mirage."

 

The team completely missed the fossilized remains of the very rare Trifectasaurus because they were too busy playing Pokemon Go.

 

Beltran: The ... plotholes. They're....blinding...
Eisenberg: That Shatner impression is embarrassing. I'm outa here.


Kes: I just got a text from the transporter chief. We're over our data limit. Someone will have to stay behind...
Security officer: Oh no....

 

*CLOSED* new one up!