Voyager Caption Contest #68: Happy New Year!

[boco]

What Janeway didn't know was that Ensign Harry Kim messed up with The Doctor's programe, and replaced the massage software with the colonoscopy one, to revenge for not getting a promotion

 

[LeadHead]

Janeway: It is with deep regret, that I suspend my campaign for President. It has been a well fought battle and I feel that I've accomplished a lot here.

Barlcay: You know the polls had you at like 1%, right?

Janeway: No, Cadet, I didn't assign Tuvok to Voyager so he could be my "Vulcan Boy Toy."

Janeway: ...so at that point, The Doctor took the joke literally and did send coffee right to my veins...

Janeway: ... and it was 2 years later that we discovered that Leola Root was a Talaxian codeword for cannibalism.

 

[NathanielM]

WORLD CUP Soccer Fans of the Twenty-fourth Century.

Alien: And you want me to fill this small vial with my sperm?
7 of 9: Yes, you must give us a sample of your DNA...
Alien: It's not going to be big enough...

Jean Luc Picard Fan...

<thinking> Oh that better be your hands....

Lecture on Mundane Social Diseases of the twenty-fourth century.

 

[Kirby]

Everyone enjoyed watching the giants of Logoth IV play tennis. Until the ball was hit into the crowd and a dozen spectators were injured.

Seven: Ensign Wildman and I no longer require this cup.
Neelix: I'm going to be sick.

Another Father's Day, another ugly dressing gown.

Doctor: There you go Captain, nice and relaxed. Nice and relaxed... Everything ok? Great. Now, I may have forgotten to tell you this before but we're out of anesthesia, so we're going to perform your colonoscopy without it. Juuuuuust relax...

Janeway: Any now the Doctor will demonstrate his technique for the anasthesia-less colonoscopy on Mr. Barclay.

Barclay: Yes. Wait... what?

 

[Finn]

 

[Isis]

Neelix: "This toasted almond was very tasty, but I'm certain you forgot the alcohol."

Seven: "Sorry, I wasn't listening. What were you saying?"

Neelix: "Thish toashted almond ish very tashty, but I'm shertain..."

<drops glass>

 

[Isis]

They were still having Star Trek conventions in 2045, but they were not well received by the fan.

 

[T'Girl]

Alien: And you want me to fill this small vial with my sperm?
7 of 9: Yes, you must give us a sample of your DNA...
Alien: It's not going to be big enough...

7 of 9: "Exactly how long have you been "saving up" Mister Neelix?"

 

[Yeoman Randi]

Ahoy fellow Voyagers! This contest is now officially closed. Coordinates to the new one will be posted shortly. Until then.....

 

[Yeoman Randi]

And now, here are the coordinates for the newest caption contest.

http://www.trekbbs.com/showthread.php?t=157642

Have fun!