Contest: ENTER Voyager Caption Contest #248: The One Where Janeway Won't Stop Talking

[Bad Thoughts]

Mulgrew: No hard feelings, Garrett. Have a happy holiday!
Wang: I'm still here. They fired Jennifer.
Mulgrew: I am going to need more champagne.

 

[Oddish]

WANG: "...And they brought in a Borg babe in a super-tight jumpsuit to replace her."
MULGREW: "Forget the champagne. I need a quart of Jack, right now."

 

[tharpdevenport]

Tom: "Hailing Jack Crusher."

 

[Orac]

A long time ago, in a quadrant far, far away...

 

[Leviathan]

EMH: I'll be tkaing over the Academy now...you see in this vial I have all of Tuvok's farts....

 

[Leviathan]

Tom: Ahhhhhh CHOOOO

 

[Leviathan]

Janeway: I solomnly swear that it is NOT a teacup, it's a coffee cup...

 

[Leviathan]

Janeway: OK everyone say Cheeeese is in sickbay...

 

[tharpdevenport]

"Where are you? Well, it's season seven, ratings are sagging, viewers are bored, UPN is making demands, and the series hasn't done and obligatory boxing episode yet. So, standard holodeck gone awry scenario where for some lame reason you have to finish the program to get threw it."

 

[Leviathan]

Shannon O'Donnell: Now that its a new millennium everything's gonna be great...terrorism is eliminated, the stock market will be high forever on Dot Com money, and space travel will be be for everyone!

...what could possibly go wrong?

 

[tharpdevenport]

Shannon O'Donnell: Now that its a new millennium everything's gonna be great...terrorism is eliminated, the stock market will be high forever on Dot Com money, and space travel will be be for everyone!

...what could possibly go wrong?

"Sounds wonderful. Will I still have my MySpace page?"

 

[Bad Thoughts]

Seven of Nine: There it is: the way back to the Alpha Quadrant. I am surprised Tuvok didn't see it.
Janeway: Every time I asked him to comb stellar cartography for answers, he would say,"I don't respond with memes."
Seven: I will. I found "shit."

 

[tharpdevenport]

Janeway: "I'm tired of your accusations I'm abusing replicator rations by replicating snacks. Talk to the hand, Ensign Kim."

 

[Leviathan]

Shannon O'Donnell: Bad news. they cancelled the space program so the Millenium gate is going to be a 1km high wifi antenna. They're renaming it the Millennial gate.

 

[Timewalker]

The Umpteenth Doctor: What do you mean, this isn't the right way to hold a sonic screwdriver?

 

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

Neelix: "That reminds me...I left the refrigeration unit open."

 

[Bad Thoughts]

Tom Paris, realizing the ship needs an Emergency Dental Hologram: "He hit a nerve. I haven't been able to move my jaw in three days!"

 

[Timewalker]

Tom Paris (after hearing that Seven was learning to sing and didn't want to feel left out): "LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LAAAAAA!"