Contest: ENTER Voyager Caption Contest #247: The One Where Neelix Corrupts an Alien Ambassador

[tharpdevenport]

Seven: I could have just read this, we don't need a holodeck.
Doctor: We'll need it for 28 chapters i've prepared on the holodick.

Doctor: "Also, there are many holographic simulations to watch."

7: "All starring you, no doubt."

Doctor: "Of course."

 

[Bad Thoughts]

Doctor: "Also, there are many holographic simulations to watch."

7: "All starring you, no doubt."

Doctor: "OF course."

Seven: What does OF stand for?
EMH: for the moment, it's that sole thing that circulates air.

( Sorry for exploiting a typing mistake, @tharpdevenport )

 

[tharpdevenport]

No problem. I didn't even point out you have "holodick" in your post. ;-)

 

[Bad Thoughts]

No problem. I didn't even point out you have "holodick" in your post. ;-)

That was @Leviathan , but I find it exonerates me

 

[tharpdevenport]

Ah, so it is. Well, I guess we know what Leviathan\ is thinking about now...

 

[Leviathan]

That was @Leviathan , but I find it exonerates me

Doesn't exonerate the doctor. He pointed out his holodick at least twice...in public....

 

[Leviathan]

Ah, so it is. Well, I guess we know what Leviathan\ is thinking about now...

...that's a relief. My mind went missing ages ago...hope its doing well...say hi to it for me.

 

[tharpdevenport]

...that's a relief. My mind went missing ages ago...hope its doing well...say hi to it for me.

that reminds me of an old bumper sticker:

I just let my mind wander and it never came back.

Or:

Our of my mind -- back in five minutes.

 

[tharpdevenport]

That awkward moment after pointing out your 24th and-a-half century holographic doctor is bald.

 

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

Seven: "For the last time, Doctor, the science fair is for children only."
Doctor: "No fair! It took me three hours to make my poster!"

 

[Leviathan]

That awkward moment after pointing out your 24th and-a-half century holographic doctor is bald.

...awkward would be asking if the drapes match the carpets on the holdick.

 

[Leviathan]

Neelix is the only one unaffected by the Starfleet Dress Uniform Thong

 

[tharpdevenport]

...awkward would be asking if the drapes match the carpets on the holdick.

Doctor: "Why, yes they do, 7..."

 

[AntonyF]

That's not my leg.


...and then Janeway put it in the replicator, exited the room and we never spoke of it again.

 

[Nerys Myk]

Janeway: 'Sup.

 

[Oddish]

Back a year later, by absolutely no demand at all, popular or otherwise...

JANEWAY: "Welcome to the second annual Voyager ugly Christmas sweater contest."
HARRY: "But... we're all wearing the same sweaters we wore last year."
SEVEN: "Speak for yourself. I am still wearing a catsuit."
JANEWAY: "We didn't have enough energy to replicate new sweaters."
HARRY: "But... there's no point in having another contest when we're all wearing the same sweaters as befo..."
JANEWAY: "Ensign, if you don't shut up right now, you're going to be eating your clarinet."

 

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

The Doctor: "A little birdie told me someone hasn't been taking her vitamins lately."
Seven: "Tell that "little birdie" that poultry is an excellent source of B vitamins."

 

[tharpdevenport]

The Doctor: "A little birdie told me someone hasn't been taking her vitamins lately."
Seven: "Tell that "little birdie" that poultry is an excellent source of B vitamins."

7: "Now, if you'll excuse me, Commander Chacotay says he has some vitamin D for me."

 

[Akiraprise]

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We're asking members to stop using imgur for image hosting as our UK members are no longer able to see them due to a region block by imgur. Thanks!

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[Nerys Myk]

Seven: These scans had better not wind up on the internet!