Contest: ENTER Voyager Caption Contest #245: The One With a Sentient Jellyfish In It

[tharpdevenport]

"Oh, god, she shit her pants again. I know she's been a Borg fora long time, but ... and why does she always ask me to clean it up?"

 

[Óðr]

"When I said "turn the other cheek" I meant....."

 

[Oddish]

When Tuvok fart gags are no longer gross enough, it's time for Seven poop jokes!

 

[tharpdevenport]

"Oh, GOD! Turn off the Ass-Cam 3000!!!!!"

 

[Orac]

Janeway: You sat on my Terry's Chocolate Orange?! I've been looking forward to eating that all week!

 

[tharpdevenport]

Orange is the new brown.

 

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

"On the plus side, now we know how many times we can hit the snooze button before we have to wake up."

 

[tharpdevenport]

Tuvok: "Captain, the alien planet has been destroyed, as ordered. Three billion lives were lost."

Mistress Janeway: "How much closer did the explosive force put us towards home?"

Tuvok: "Point 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000013 light years closer."

Mistress Janeway: "Worth it."

 

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

Kim: "I love what you've done to the place. Those nebulae really pop."