Contest: ENTER Voyager Caption Contest #222: Ω

[Orac]

Welcome to the all new StaR TR3k Voyager Caption Contest!

This weeks contest will feature pictures from the the 4th season episode of Star Trek Voyager: The Omega Directive.

But first, here're th' winners of the last contest..

@Timewalker gets the captain's Choice Award with this magnum opus:

Paris: This is ridiculous. A top of the line science vessel that does NOT have plain tomato soup in the replicator. This is gonna be a long trip.

Chakotay: What's this? OMFG, not another complaint from Paris about the soup! He included pictures this time!

Paris (thinking): Chakotay's gotta do something about reassigning the Engineering crew to fix those plain tomato soup-less replicators. I included pictures this time so he can't miss what it's supposed to look like.

Tuvok: Captain, I have dealt with 14 security reports in the last two days. All have had to do with Mr. Paris and his obsession with tomato soup. I caught him drawing pictures of tomatoes on the door of Commander Chakotay's quarters.

Janeway: It's not my fault that we left DS9 without that one replicator program. It's not like I knew Mr. Paris' food preferences or that we'd end up 70,000 light-years from the nearest tomato.

B'Elanna: Tom, it's been three months and I'm getting really tired of listening to you whine about soup. If you really want me to take everyone off their assigned tasks just for tomato soup, you may wish you hadn't...

Paris: OKAY, B'ELANNA, YOU WIN! I'M GIVING UP TOMATO SOUP FOREVER!

Rest of crew: (sighs of relief)



Best Fart Joke goes to @Orac with:

Tuvok: Impossible Captain. Vulcans do not flatulate.



@Nerys Myk gets third prize with..

TORRES: Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight? I ask that of all of my prey.



Second place goes to @IMC Headquarters with..

CHAKOTAY: Just ordering some more shuttlecraft from Amazon. Same day delivery? Yes.



And the winner is @Bry_Sinclair with:

PARIS (thinking): I'm screwed, my health insurance doesn't cover all this crap!



Here're th' new pictureS:

Bonus picture:

 

[Nerys Myk]

I pledge allegiance to the Captain and the starship that she commands...

Oh, great. Another caption contest.

Harry, have you been trying to summon demons, again?

Hand over the leola root. Mister Neelix. All of it.

 

[Oddish]

SEVEN: "If I find out who put glue on my commbadge, I'm going to stuff their mutilated body into the warp core."

JANEWAY: "So now Ensign Paris is putting glue on commbadges? These practical jokes of his are getting out of hand."

JANEWAY: "As you can see from this schematic of the ship, Voyager's systems need a major upgra... wait a minute, that's a schematic of... one of Neelix's chocolate chip cookies. TOM!! This isn't funny anymore."

TUVOK: "I'm sorry, captain, but I can't throw Ensign Paris in the brig. Technically, Starfleet doesn't have any regulations about putting glue on other people's commbadges."

SEVEN: "I have no idea where Ensign Paris is... why am I standing next to the warp core, in the middle of a pool of blood? Well, yes, of course there's a perfectly rational explanation."

 

[Orac]

Ravishing Rick Flair's gender reassignment surgery was a complete success.

Bele: Tell me Captain, do you like movies about gladiators?

 

[Orac]

Janeway: We've located the source of the gaseous emissions. This space anus is over 6 AU's in diameter.

 

[Orac]

Janeway: Rectum? Damn near killed him.

 

[Oddish]

Janeway might have scared Fear to death, but Kirk just bought him a drink and told him stories of his adventures.

 

[Nerys Myk]

Bele: So where are the eggs? We can't color eggs with out eggs!

 

[JirinPanthosa]

SEVEN: Captain Janeway. I find this uniform impractical and inefficient. Request a uniform with more flexibility and pockets.

JANEWAY: Request denied.

JANEWAY: So this is the Omega particle. I don't see what's so perfect about it. If it was so perfect why would it explode so easily? Wouldn't the perfect molecule be more stable? To each her own I guess.

TUVOK: Seriously, you're assigning me to work alone with Neelix for the whole week again?!

SEVEN: No, the number the Borg designate you is not a ranking. But Ensign Kim seems to think it is, so I thought it would be funny to lower his. I was trying to adopt human humor. Humans find Ensign Kim's lack of rank to be humorous, do they not?

Bonus picture:

ACTOR: Bill, be honest. Do you think this half black half white thing is a little on the nose?

 

[DrBob]

Janeway: Stop sending me Picard facepalm memes.

Blue Steel O M E G A


2x

Kim: I quickly decoded Omegas quantum encryption pattern.
Janeway: You're a wizard Harry!

Janeway: Omegacoin, it's just not stable!
Seven: I have access to the entire Borg collectvies hashrate.
Janeway: Wanna melt some cubes?


Bonus:

Kirk: I take it, Romulan ale's not to your liking?
Bele: Nah, I'm more of a ssenniuG man.

 

[Orac]

Janeway: Not this shit again.

 

[Orac]

Bele: Tell me Captain, where did the cheese go?

 

[Captain Crow]

Janeway: Ugh. Not another "CANON VIOLATION!!1!1!!" bitchfest thread.

 

[CorporalCaptain]

"My preference was to play Two-Face, but I was told that they had... someone else in mind to play him."

 

[Orac]

Janeway: We're going in. Peacefully, I hope. But peacefully or not, we're going in.

 

[Finn]

*Letter from her mother*

"Your dad's old buddies at Starfleet sent me some of your log entries. I've been reading some of them. This Tuvix fellow seem nice. I hope to meet him when you get home someday. I'll get back to reading your logs after giving this letter to Starfleet Command"

 

[Qonundrum]

Janeway on reflecting what would have happened if she ran a cruise liner instead.

 

[Orac]

Janeway: The fuck?

 

[Qonundrum]

Janeway: The fuck?

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[Orac]

LOLs Great movie!
Here's the actual movie scene that was my inspiration..

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