Contest: ENTER Voyager Caption Contest #222: Ω

[Qonundrum]

 

[Qonundrum]

 

[Orac]

Meanwhile in a parallel universe:

 

[Qonundrum]

Meanwhile in a parallel universe:

Meanwhile, in a parallel parallel universe across from the parallel parallel parallel universe:

 

[Qonundrum]

 

[A Chimpanzee & 2 Trainees]

Lt. Torres, One of the primary responsibilities of the Chief Engineer is to keep the bridge zoom camera pointed in the right place. I'll be damned if I'll let you do this to me.

 

[Qonundrum]

 

[Tenacity]

JANEWAY: Great. Another text from Chakotay, and another spirit wheel.

Paris: Seven, why so blue?

Bele: You know Kirk, you're starting to get on my good side..

 

[Qonundrum]

Janeway, analyzing the big borg spider web, otherwise called in Seven to investigate, except she's terrified of spiders.

 

[Oddish]

Wonder if someone could photoshop it so that Janeway's head goes up and down in the same rhythm, so it looks like she is watching Bouncy Picard...

 

[Captain pl1ngpl0ng]

 

[Qonundrum]

@Oddish Something like this?

 

[Oddish]

Yup, something like that.

 

[Herbert]

After further consideration, Janeway decided against mandatory bridge calisthenics.

 

[Herbert]

Bill: Frank, can you get me a guest appearance on Batman?

 

[IMC Headquarters]

BELE: You should have seen the look on Shran's face when he first met us! He didn't know how to address us. Why, those antennae of his twitched themselves into a right pretzel and then fell off! You had to be there! It was freakin' hilarious!

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Bele: It's obvious I'm superior to Lokai. The answer's right there in black and white. HAHAHAHA! Black and white! Get it?
Kirk: I am WAY too sober for this.

 

[IMC Headquarters]

BELE: All of Lokai's people refused to be vaccinated. That is why they are white on the right side.
KIRK: And being vaccinated yourself, you are white on the left?
BELE:. Am I? You know, we all used to look the same before all this...

 

[Orac]

Janeway: FFS.

 

[IMC Headquarters]

JANEWAY: I have a caffeine withdrawal headache the size of a nebula. I'd give this ship to the Borg for a twenty ounce mocha latte...