Contest: ENTER Voyager caption contest #196 Quality Time

[Catarina]

Our winners:

She wouldn't approve but since I'm speaking for her let's roll,

A classic @TribbleFeeder

[playing in background “Don’t you, forget about me”]
Breakfast Club credits roll

Those darn homonyms. @Nerysmyk

JANEWAY: Fire! Fire!!! FIRE!!!!
TUVOK: We are currently using all available torpedo tubes and phaser banks.
JANEWAY: No that kind of fire, you idiot!!!!!

What a shock, the boys went there. Let's see...hmm...which one offends me but made me roar....
That better be a Baby Ruth...Orac.

Do I really need to announce this one? We should just re-title this to the Cutie mcwhisker's award.
Because all of them are gold.

Meme award: @Trajet

 

[TrickyDickie]

Seven: "You have failed to get into the spirit of things."

EMH: "I am unfamiliar with the protocols for a 'slumber party'."

 

[TrickyDickie]

Tuvok: "I am testing a new deodorant....it is called 'Surak's Toga'."

Paris: "No wonder it's not working...."

 

[TribbleFeeder]

Thanks for the win!!! @Catarina

The Doctor: yes, even holograms get hemorrhoids.
Janeway: Ok I’m gonna need to see this...

Paris [singing]: Cause this is thriller...thriller night...
Tuvok: I will now commence a choreographed dance sequence.

Janeway: Yes, those are indeed holographic hemorrhoids! He showed me earlier.
Phlox: This is definitely going on SpaceBook.

 

[TrickyDickie]

EMH: "Do you realize that if I had your hair I would look like Hillary Clinton?"

Kate: "Hey! She had style. Hand over the togs, buster."

 

[tharpdevenport]

Torres: "Oh, I wonder what they call that."

Tom: "Back-lite mate painting."

 

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

Among The Doctor's less successful alterations to his program: the morning breath subroutine.
Janeway: "Yeah, I'm just going to move over now..."

Tuvok: "Can I move now?"
Paris: "Not yet."
Tuvok: "My arm is beginning to cra-"
Paris: "I said, not yet."
Tuvok: "Are you absolutely sure that I am the only thing holding this ship together?"

 

[2takesfrakes]

TORRES: "And ... destroyed! Now, Tom, are you sure you handed everything over to me from your ex-girlfriends? You're not holding anything back, are you? Don't let me find anything ..."

 

[Orac]

Thanks for the win!

Paris: Hey it's just like that thing I saw in an episode of Star Trek!
Torres: You idiot! That's just a TV show. This is Real Life!

 

[tharpdevenport]

Torres: "Well, they seemd like really a really nice race."

Tom: "Yeah, I liked them, too."

Torres: "Too bad Captain Janeway had to screw them over by making a deal with another race that ended up destroying their entire solar system to benefit us."

 

[Orac]

Paris: Woah! It's like that drug trip I saw in that movie when I was on that drug trip!

 

[Qonundrum]

Do I really need to announce this one? We should just re-title this to the Cutie mcwhisker's award.

ROTFL, thanks!

This week's macarenations:

Nobody on Voyager appreciated Kathy's hair and shoulders more than Q. Not even the dandruff shampoo people from Salon VII. But as Q wasn't in this week, he brought in his two best friends to observe for him.

Torres: "Well Flyboy, shouldn't you be back on the Bridge piloting this Starfleet junk before the space monster eats us?"
Paris: "Not until you tell Neelix to stop covering for me while we have a fling in the debriefing room behind their backs!"
Torres: "That's briefing room."
Paris: "But you told me to stop wearing briefs a long time ago and I hate boxers!"

 

[Qonundrum]

Torres: "Well Flyboy, here's your birthday present. Two TV sets! That way you and I can both watch what we want individually while pretending we're doing things together!"
Paris: "I didn't realize they changed the TARDIS again. Very colorful and ethereal. I really like the new Doctor, though! I swear, that show can be so psychedelic... what's that other show, on the left screen?"
Torres: "Get Smart"

 

[JirinPanthosa]

JANEWAY: We've decided that we're going to fully recognize you as a sentient being, with rights to do whatever you want.
DOC: I've decided to retire from medicine.
JANEWAY: Computer, delete retirement subroutines from the Doctor's program.

The day Voyager discovered the outlet for the Q continuum's sewer system.

PARIS: What's this book I found in your quarters? "How To Deal With Humans: The Logic Of The Illogical, by T'Pol, added commentary by Spock?"
TUVOK: It's a useful book for any Vulcan serving in Starfleet. Thankfully, the average human does not have the attention span to read it.
PARIS: Chapter one, countering emotional outbursts with humorous insults with a touch of arrogance. Hey!

NEELIX: I'm detecting high levels of sexual tension, but the vectors are all moving in one direction.
JANEWAY: Where could it be coming from?

 

[TrickyDickie]

Paris: "Lucky us....we get to look at a Coleman camp lantern shining through some thin, weird-ass tent fabric."

Torres: "Did you know that Saavik hated camping?"

 

[Nerys Myk]

PARIS: Yeah, so how long were you a student at Surak's Famous Modeling School?

 

[Nerys Myk]

VIEH: You have activated the Village Idiot Emergency Hologram. Please state the nature of the idiot emergency.

 

[Nerys Myk]

JANEWAY: According the hololog, Harry and Tom accidentally dowloaded the entire works of Jim Carrey into the EMH.
SEVEN: You don't say.

 

[Orac]

Janeway: I can't take you seriously with that vagina between your eyes.
EMH: That's what she said.

 

[Catarina]

Janeway: I can't take you seriously with that vagina between your eyes.
EMH: That's what she said.

You beat me to the joke. I was going to say
EMH : Mr Paris thought it would be hillarious to modify my program with an alien vulva on my forehead.