Paris: Can you believe that culture built a planet-sized space station with a shaft straight to the power core?
Torres: Idiots.
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Paris: Can you believe that culture built a planet-sized space station with a shaft straight to the power core?
Torres: Idiots.
Janeway: hilarious in more ways than one because now I can refer to you as Mulva
Janeway: What happened?
EMH: In their culture, it's a letter 'L.' Once they discovered I was programmable, they began tinkering. Apparently, Mr. Paris' sense of humor is cross-cultural.
Doctor: I'm SO sorry. I have no idea how copies of this ever got out...
Neelix: ...Seven of Fine enters the medical bay. Unable to control herself in front of the magnetism of the doctor, she rushes to his arms for a passionate kiss, then slowly... Oh, my goodness...
Janeway: I can't believe what I'm reading..
Seven: In your dreams, obviously.
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Janeway: "Enjoying the rave?"
Doctor: "No. I'm feeling sick, the lights give off too much UV radiation, this outfit makes me look like a square, and if that other weirdo behind me tries to rub my head again, I'll rip his arm off, Hypocrites be damned!"
Janeway: "That's Hippocrates."
Doctor: "Who?"
Janeway: "Wrong show, nice try."
Doctor: "Apparently, even though I'm nothing more than a computer-generated program made up of computer algorithms and coding, I can't actually program myself. I tried to program hair growth, given that it's odd I'm a bald doctor in the middle of the 24th century, but all I've accomplished is this hand growing out of my head."
Kate: "I thought our screening of 'Suicide Squad' on the rec deck last night went very well."
EMH: "The timing couldn't have been worse, for me. The crew found that and now they're calling me 'Hairly Quinn'."
Seven: "I cannot believe I succumbed to one of your juvenile attempts at humor. 'Thermal undergarment party', indeed..."
7: "Is that a roll of gold-press latinum in your pocket or are you happy to see me?"
Doctor: "Actually, it's a holographic sock. Mr. Paris suggested it for some reason."
PADD Voice: "DO DA DEE -- I'm sorry, your fingers are too old to properly work the touch screen. Please stop pressing or try again with younger fingers. For a special touching wand, please call..."
PADD Voice: "DO DA DEE -- I'm sorry, your fingers are too old to properly work the touch screen. Please stop pressing or try again with younger fingers. For a special touching wand, please call..."
Seven: ?
Doctor: Must be one of Mr. Paris' gags. Surely the Padd would say "stylus pen" instead of a crude reference to a vibrator."
Seven: Vibrator?
Doc: Nevermind.
Neelix: Old lady fingers? mine?
7: "I'm covering my ass."
Doctor: "You know me so well."
TUVOK: I shall attempt a mind-meld with the computer in order to retrieve your forgotten passcode. Then, we shall be able to call Voyager for assistance.
PARIS: Tuvok, have I ever mentioned that you're the apple of my eye?
"Tom? I don't know how you did it, but that is one hell of an engagement ring."
"'Photons be free!'? What the photon was I thinking?!"
"Yup. They're free now. Free to fall into that event horizon. All of them. Nice one Doc."
"I see it's time for pong far, eh Tuvok?"
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