Contest: ENTER Voyager Caption Contest #181 Wake up and smell the coffee!

[Triskelion]

Borg: THE FEDERATION IS IRRELEVANT
Janeway: When it comes to self-governance, I could NOT agree more! Hear hear!
Borg: INDIVIDUALITY IS IRRELEVANT
Janeway: Hey, I'm all for democracy but I've got a chain of command to run! No argument from me!
Borg: FREE WILL IS IRRELEVANT
Janeway: Maybe - but Free Willy was adorable!
Borg: DEATH IS IRRELEVANT
Janeway: I've often thought the same in a universe of infinite dimensions. Q says as much, too. Hey I'm with ya.
Borg: COFFEE IS IRRELEVANT
Janeway: Oh, so it's war.

 

[lee249]

(Continuation)

Borg: We will add your technological distinctiveness to our own.
Janeway: Kill transmission. Red alert, deploy armour and ready transphasic torpedoes.
Borg: You're going to be assimilated!! (Opened another channel)
Tuvok: The Borg are attempting to lock on with a tractorbeam Capt.
Janeway: Tom, back us off into a safe range, we're not losing our humanity today.
Paris: Aye Capt. BUT the Borg are pursuing. They have locked onto us!
Chakotay: We may be able to disrupt the tractorbeam with a resonance pulse from the deflector.
Janeway: Do it.
Chakotay: There appears to be a surge resonating from the cube *cue conduits exploding and panic*
Kim: Hull armour is failing Capt. We have breaches on decks 5 through 11.
Chakotay: Bridge to repair crews seal off those breaches on decks 5 through 11.
Janeway: Bridge to Torres, what's the status of the warp drive?
Torres: The plasma manifolds are still malfunctioning Capt. I can't give you warp at the moment.
Janeway: Tuvok, lock onto the damn cube and destroy it!
Tuvok: Aye. Cube has been obliterated Capt. No surviving Borg in the debris.
Janeway: Stand down red alert and resume course for home.

I don't know how to upload attachments I wanted to post a VOY bridge GIF caption which would've gone with this.

 

[Finn]

I will wrap up by Saturday

 

[Finn]

New Contest!

 

[Qonundrum]

Mulgrew: "And to think I turned down that role that Madeline Kahn got in 'Blazing Saddles'... KAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHNNNNNNN!"

Janeway: "B'elanna, did you go back to Willy Wonka's factory to steal their magic coffee beans for me for Mother's Day?"
Torres: "But you told me t--"
Janeway: "Never mind! If anyone asks, we'll blame Neelix's Jibelian Seven-Spice Omelet. That cracks me up all the time since the yolk's on him!"

Janeway: "Back to the real question, Chakotay: Do I get another collagen injection or not?"
Chakotay: "Sure, it'll make our weekends together more--"
Director: "CUT!!!!! Stop saying that, we're running out of film to record on!"

Janeway: "I told Q to decorate for the Holidays. Not make me light up like a Christmas tree!"

Director: "Okay ladies, look at me as if I were Hugh Hefner wanted to hire you for a spread."