Contest: ENTER Voyager Caption Contest #181 Wake up and smell the coffee!

Welcome to the new contest. I'm looking forward to doing these contests for a while. First of all, the winners from the last contest. I was hoping for more but here goes...

The "Neo Treatment" award goes to JirinPanthosa


KES: I tried to explain our sessions to Tom but he kept going on about some ancient Earth movie called The Matrix.
TUVOK: That boy ain't right.


The "Don't mess with the Bun" award goes to Nerys Myk
TUVOK: If you say it's for massaging, then I believe you.

The "Always bring food to a party" award goes to A Chimpanzee & 2 Trainees

Tuvok: Kes, this candlelight dinner is thoughtful. I am flattered that you think of me this way, but there are ... problems.

Kes: You don't have to say it.. you're married...

Tuvok: You forgot the food. Clearly I have not been effective developing your telepathic ability

The "Bob Barker" award goes to Nebusj


Price Is Right Announcer: ``Kes, you're about to play ... PLINKO!''



The "Leola root can wait" award goes to Laura Cynthia Chambers
Neelix: "Oh, goodness. I think I left a pot of leo-"
Kes: "Sit down."
Neelix: "Yes, ma'am


Congratulations and thank you for playing!

Now, for the next batch, they are from Season Seven (I'll go through the seasons backwards), with Janeway. For the last picture, I'll use a screenshot from one of the cast member's earlier (or latter) work.

Good luck











@Akiraprise please unpin the #179 contest and pin up this one. Thank you

 

Fletcher: Mrs Columbo, Does your husband always have that cigar?

Looking forward to a new direction in these contests, should be an interesting change. Good luck.

 

JANEWAY: Okay Mr Kim, I'll listen to your Powerpoint presentation for why you deserve a promotion.



JANEWAY: I know you were the one who stole my coffee. Now we're going to spend some alone time.



JANEWAY: I was thinking of getting a tattoo. Any recommendations?



JANEWAY: What do you think of my Halloween costume?
SEVEN: Too soon.



The day Brannon Braga got drunk and pitched a holodeck Mrs Columbo crossover.

 

Janeway: "Tell me one more time about my 'bad hairdo'..."




Kate (inner monologue): "I shouldn't have complained to the producers about the constant stream of bad new hairdos..."




"Have you tried my assistant? I hear Kate loves to solve a mystery. She's a real a Columbo."

 

Janeway: Keep still. One false move and that tribble will swallow you whole.

 

Where in the Delta Quadrant will YOU be when your diarrhea comes back?




Janeway of Borg: Hey, wait a minute. I'm a Borg, why do I still want coffee?

 

MULGREW: Maybe the bun wasn't so bad.

 

Good luck Finn!

Janeway: No, by all means Ensign Kim... "The Kimtones" is a great name. For a k-pop girl group.


Janeway: Complain once more and the weave gets it. Oh sorry I thought you were my chief engineer.


Janeway: So what does "akoochee moya" mean, anyway?
Chakotay: "Hey Aqualung".
Janeway: What tribe was that again?
Chakotay: A Little River Band.
Janeway: ...Yeah.... I've got my eye on you.



Janeway: I AM LOCUTUS OF BORG...FROM THIS TIME FORTH, YOUR SPECIES WILL WEAR A BERET AND ENJOY MIME.
Borg: HAHAHAHAHA NOW DO CROSIS TRYING TO INSTALL SNAPCHAT AGAIN
Janeway: WHAT THE... DERP PROTOCOL ... SNAPTALK IS IRRELEVANT
Borg: HAHAHA COMEDIC DEATH IS IRRELEVANT


Marple: Does your husband the inspector always come back in after withdrawing?
Mrs. Columbo: Nope.

 

JaneBorg: Implants are the new black.

 

Janeway (thinking): "Everybody was giving me funny looks in the mess hall today. I wonder why..."


Janeway: "That Picard thinks he's so great. Well, I can be smug like that, too. 'Hey, I'm Jean-Luc Picard and I'm so awesome everybody else should agree with me or just shut up.'"
Picard (offscreen on comms): "Or try saying, quote, computer, end transmission, unquote."
Janeway: "That too..."

 

The moment the two candidates to take over from Geneviéve Bujold waited to hear who'd gotten the part.

 

Janeway: I know what you're thinking: "Did she fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being this is a Phaser Magnum, the most powerful phaser in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?

 

Janeway: Computer freeze program. This holonovel is terrible, we saw the killer in the opening scene...now I'm just being annoying asking questions. Toss the entire series into that space-time vortex we just passed.

 

Mrs. Columbo: Who wrote "Murder" across the wall?
Jessica Fletcher: It's what I do.

 

Janeway regretted letting the Doctor choose the holoprogram.
Janeway: "HypoMaster II: Take Your Best Shot?"

 

Janeway: Are you a Klingon?

(Kinda liking Discovery but those Klingons looks weird)

 

TFTW!



Mulgrew: What can I do to make Jeri's life miserable?



Mulgrew: This costume is so uncomfortable. Note to self: Don't go to war against the producer's girlfriend.



Chakotay: ... and so, this hologram of Kathryn is physically an exact duplicate in every way?
Doctor: Yes. In every way
Chakotay: Thank you, Doctor. You're dismissed. Oh, before you leave.... hang this 'Do Not Disturb' sign on the holodeck door. Thanks.

 

Chakotay: My people have a saying....
Janeway: I'm lovin' it?
Chakotay: No....
Janeway: A mind is a terrible thing to waste?
Chakotay: No....
Janeway: Between love and madness lies obsession?
Chakotay: No....Look, why don't you let me finish my own thought.
Janeway: Let your fingers do the walking?
Chakotay: No....
Janeway: When you care enough to send the very best?
Chakotay: No....
Janeway: Have you figured out I don't give a rat's ass?
Chakotay: No.... Oh.

 

I’ll wrap up this later this week as I have things to take of in RL.

 

Chakotay: I've met the new captain and they're the same as the old captain!