Contest: ENTER Voyager Caption Contest #180 Bon Voyage

[Catarina]

Actually, nothing to do with leaving-It's Cold fire :P But I haven't done very many Kes captures! So here she is!

Pardon the delay. Onward!


Wanted: Anyone a die-hard voyager fan with time on their hands and wants to take over ?contact Voyager MOD akiraprise, your go to person to get entries pinned.

Would have loved to see this award: Isuelt

"NO! It's MY turn to be Queen Arachnia!!"

Catarina shaking her head award goes to: tharpdevenport

Mistress Janeway: "'Boob Shields'?"

Harry: "Yes, sir, mistress Janeway."

Janeway: "Fire quantum torpedoes at her. It worked for the Defiant. Then slap her around a little bit and tell her she's a dirty girl."

Darwin award to the guy with his arm in the torpedo not the jokester: Hutchy

I'll just stick my arm all the way in this 500 year old probably unstable anti-matter explosive, What's the worst that can happen?

How did this make my laugh so hard? It's a mystery: Jirin

NEELIX: I...did not...OVERSEASON!

#poorHarry award: Tharpdevenport

And not wanting to place the blame on herself for the promotion, Janeway simply tossed the pip into the group of potentials and let them battle it out. Poor emo Harry didn't do so well.

Finally, a funny caffeine joke: Laura (I'm on the Voyager fan group on FB. there are A LOT)

Janeway: "What's with all this static on my captain's log files?"
Kim: "It's not static, it's snoring. That's the week the replicators only made decaf."

Alternate reality of an alternate reality award: Jirin Panthosa!

DOC: Hey, wait a minute. Why do I have a shadow?




This round:

 

[Refuge]

Thanks Catarina.. just want to say when the time comes .. well, all the best! (Wish you still could hang out with us from time to time).

 

[JirinPanthosa]

TUVOK: This is a pet project of mine. A "Neelix Detector". Whenever it detects Neelix about to enter the room, it alerts me to leave the room immediately.

NEELIX (Thinking): Kes is within a few feet of another man, and therefore, cheating on me. I guess that means I should go off on a passive aggressively jealous tirade? Or maybe this time it's best to give the audience a break from that extremely uncomfortable theme.

KES: I tried to explain our sessions to Tom but he kept going on about some ancient Earth movie called The Matrix.
TUVOK: That boy ain't right.

TUVOK: And if you get a headache, I can give you a Vulcan Headache Massage. It's been popular among humans for almost two hundred years. Though I'll never understand what they find so erotic about it.

 

[Catarina]

Rats, no blowing a kiss emoji. So how about cheers? I'll try to be a participant on the VOY forum on weekends but I can't promise as you can see haha, when I do stuff happens! *cough I'm tardy and brunt of tharp's jokes *
I got a new job and school started! (eee!!!). So let's say, bye for now. aka See you later! I hope you all enjoy the fresh competition with the new Caption Captain! And we all need laughs right? It's been a news feed of uncertainty quite often.

 

[Catarina]

PS. NEW people and lurkers(and oldies)...never be afraid to try and play a long. even if you don't "Win" someone behind a screen is laughing. Caption contest helped me out of my darkest hours when I was participant and as the Captain. Personally, I generally love all of them so it's like drawing straws. What can I say? So take a chance! PLAY.

 

[Nerys Myk]

TUVOK: If you say it's for massaging, then I believe you.

 

[Finn]

PS. NEW people and lurkers(and oldies)...never be afraid to try and play a long. even if you don't "Win" someone behind a screen is laughing. Caption contest helped me out of my darkest hours when I was participant and as the Captain. Personally, I generally love all of them so it's like drawing straws. What can I say? So take a chance! PLAY.

I'm gonna take over. What you said is true.

I'll do my best. Though I miss the days when Rat Boy ran these captions contests.

 

[tharpdevenport]

While other men might threaten and show off physical prowess to get other men away from their girl, Neelix decided on the more effective approach: He sat down and simply was himself until the guy left.

And then she saw what she would look like in fifteen years.

 

[Finn]

Not nice

Though it's least of her problems

 

[Mr Soak]

This. Is. VOYAGER!

 

[Finn]

Kes learned the hard way not to have a hot bath with Neelix...

 

[Refuge]

I'm gonna take over. What you said is true.

I'll do my best. Though I miss the days when Rat Boy ran these captions contests.

Good for you

 

[A Chimpanzee & 2 Trainees]

Neelix: Telepathic table tennis. ... and I thought watching golf was boring.

@Catarina is leaving?!?!?!

Tuvok: Kes, this candlelight dinner is thoughtful. I am flattered that you think of me this way, but there are ... problems.

Kes: You don't have to say it.. you're married...

Tuvok: You forgot the food. Clearly I have not been effective developing your telepathic ability.

 

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

Yay! @Catarina best of everything to you!

Tuvok: "I am thinking of something green-"
Kes: "It's the plant, isn't it?"
Tuvok: "You did that very quickly. Well done."
Kes: "Not hard when you only use items in the room."

Janeway: "I don't care if the Ferengi paid you to take it...that's the last time I send you shopping for a wedding present. Now get my credits back!"
Tuvok: "I can't return it after it's been engraved, Captain."
Janeway: "'TEP + BLT = LUV'?"
Tuvok: "Neelix."

Tuvok: "Very good. This time, try making the cup disappear."
Kes: "I really was thirsty, you know..."

 

[tharpdevenport]

"PUMPKIN SPICE!!!!!"

 

[Finn]

Next time on Star Trek: Voyager; Voyager travels back in time to 2017. The crew encounters the entity controlling Trumpeters when it communicates with Kes via terrifying visions.

 

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

Tuvok: "Quiet your mind. Adopt a peaceful posture."
Kes: "Like this?" (sits ramrod straight and puffs out her cheeks)
Tuvok: "Now you're just making fun of me."

*Everyone has assembled for a Senior crew briefing*
Kes: "MROWWWW!" (everyone looks at her oddly) What? I thought I saw a mouse."

 

[Nebusj]

Best of luck to you, @Catarina and I hope all's well. Also that I run the next round of the Enterprise Caption Contest in under four months, which I have like a 25 percent chance of doing.

Tuvok: ``And Blue Apron sends us all the parts of one technobabble kit like this each week.''

The disappointing turnout results in a boring Musical Chairs Night again.

Kes: ``Wait, why does the coffee shop have a bow and arrow set on the wall?''
Tuvok: ``We use it to keep the hipster population under control.''

Price Is Right Announcer: ``Kes, you're about to play ... PLINKO!''

Kes: ``He is by far the toughest staring-contest competitor ever.''
Tuvok: [Snoring.]

 

[Finn]

I'm going to let this run longer. I'd like more entries/posts.

 

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

Neelix: "Oh, goodness. I think I left a pot of leo-"
Kes: "Sit down."
Neelix: "Yes, ma'am."