Contest: ENTER Voyager Caption Contest #180 Bon Voyage

Tuvok: This is what happened last time a Jedi tried to come aboard.

 

Tuvok: Your next task is to telepathically move this cup. I have tried numerous times to do so without success.
Kes: Perhaps if we both closed our eyes and attempted it together?
Tuvok: Very well...begin.
:: closes eyes :: Kes moves the cup :: opens eyes again ::
Tuvok: Impressive.

 

Neelix <thinking>: ... but, you are supposed to play this game with three cups, turned upside down. I'd almost start believing Kes wants that Tanis guy to win! But why?

 

Tuvok: "I found this shoved up Chacotay's ass. Perhaps a new female crew member is needed."
Janeway: "I'll see if I can scratch up something tall, skinny and blond, that way I can draw his attention away from me, and Tom and I can have lizard babies."

 

I’ll start the next contest tomorrow

 

New Contest!