Contest: ENTER Voyager Caption Contest #161 Unable to comply

[Catarina]

Honestly, some of you would have multi awards. Lots of good entries. Keep wowing me. It's motivating.

What Janeway wants, Janeway gets Stardream

Janeway: Come on Tuvok, that's the famous Hikaru Sulu! Introduce me!
Tuvok: Captain, need I remind you of the temporal Prime Directive?
Janeway: Sure, go ahead, remind me. Then introduce me.

Oh myyy award to Finn:

Janeway: He just checked you out


Barcley's hoboing it at the Cracker Barrel Nebusj

Wait, why is Barclay's apartment the waiting room at a Cracker Barrel?


Takes one to know one award: Leadhead

Quark: So you two just walked in here and tried to cheat me, is that it?

Paris: One does not simply walk into Quark's...

Deja Mulgrew award goes to: 2takesfrakes

MULGREW: "Whenever we do these 'crossover' shows, I feel like I'm starring in one of your fan films.

Mirrorverse Chak thinks the true meaning of peace is shooting your piece. Leadhead

Chakotay: This is Chakotay, we come in peace-

La Forge: I can see you arming that torpedo Chakotay.

Dejavu strikes again Triskelion

Janeway: Weren't your ears round in this one?
Tuvok: You are mistaken.
Janeway: I'm checking the crew manifest.

The Disturbia award goes to Tenacity

Deanna: "So you got the cat why?"

Reg: *sigh* "The girl at the pet store said the cat's name was Isis and she could turn into a beautiful dark haired woman."

Deanna: "And you were anticipating having sex with the cat, err the woman?"




This round:

 

[Finn]

Thanks for the win

"Janeway to Mister Kim, deactivate shields and power down engines. If you comply and beam over the extra pips in the next ten seconds, you will only get a warning in your record"

 

[JirinPanthosa]

ADMIRAL JANEWAY: OWW, that hurt! Man, I am TOTALLY resetting this timeline!

DOC: No corporeals in here, I'm in my hologram safe space!

DOC: I'll level with you two. Kim, Seven is the only woman who won't be turned off by your passiveness. Seven, Kim is the only one who won't be scared off by your lack of tact and extreme strength. If you want relationships with anyone? Well, this is it.

 

[Tenacity]

With the disco pyrotechnic effects in full concert mode,
old Janeway could really rock out.

Paris: 'YOU MISSED ME !!!"

Seven: "Why is his head disproportionately large?"

EMH: "It's a genetic defect, he won't allow me to fix it."

 

[2takesfrakes]

WooHOO!!! Thanks for the win! >: )

CHAKOTAY (over the radio): "Kathryn, are you snoring? Did you fall asleep 'at the wheel,' again? ... Kathryn! Kathryn, wake up ... WAKE UP!!!"

JANEWAY: "Huh? WHUH? What's happening?! What have you done to me?! Where AM I...???"

CHAKOTAY: "Stop smashing random buttons!!! You're on a Voyager shuttle, Kathryn!! You just dozed off, that's all ..."

 

[A Chimpanzee & 2 Trainees]

Janeway: Fire a warning shot across her nose!

<< firing >>

Careful, you idiot! I said across her nose, not UP IT!

Tuvok: Sorry Captain, I'm doing my best...

McNeil: Bob, what are you doing back there?

Picardo: My next scene is with Chakotay AND Kim. I need a safe place for my acting ability.

Seven: Remarkable, Doctor. I cannot distinguish this hologram from the real Ensign Kim.

Doctor: But Seven, I haven't configured any of the personality subroutines yet...

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Takes one to know one award: Leadhead

Quark: So you two just walked in here and tried to cheat me, is that it?

Paris: One does not simply walk into Quark's...

Actually that was mine...

 

[stardream]

Thanks for the win!

No! After all I went through to make sure Chakotay and Seven have more time together in the new timeline I find out they broke up as soon as they got back to earth! Curse you Christie Golden!

 

[Catarina]

Actually that was mine...

silly me

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Janeway: Dammit! This is the last time I buy a Samsung Galaxy Note 5 Shuttle!

 

[Hutchy01]

Kim.EXE has failed.

 

[A Chimpanzee & 2 Trainees]

<<< Blaring music >>>
IT'S THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWWWN!!!

Janeway: I knew I shouldn't have let Lt. Paris design the self-destruct warnings...

 

[Nerys Myk]

JANEWAY: I guess that's not how you set the clock!

EMH: And here we have a classic case of selective mutism. In his case, brought on by the presence of women.

EMH: I really need an off switch for these situations.

Captain's Log: We are no longer accepting Storm Troopers to fill the Weapons Officer's station.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Janeway: You're drunk again, Tom...here's a flashlight to show you the way back to our shuttlebay.

 

[stardream]

B'Elanna: So Tom, did you really think you'd be safe from my wrath by going on an away mission after you remembered that you forgot our anniversary?

Tom: Forget it Doc. I've already had the 'talk' with him and he still doesn't believe me.

 

[A Chimpanzee & 2 Trainees]

Neelix singing: How much is that doctor in the window?
The one with the shiny bald head...

 

[tharpdevenport]

"Star Trek: Voyager" -- that awkward moment when you realize "Star Trek: Voyager" is full of awkward moments.

 

[2takesfrakes]

Offscreen ...

MULGREW: "What the hell are you talking about, it's YOUR show, now, so you're ALLOWED to be late, if you want?"

RYAN: "You heard me! Who gets the ratings for this show? Go in Braga's office and ask him ..."

MULGREW: "I ain't asking him shite! And no matter what he's been telling you, late at night, in bed ... this has always been MY show! My contract ..."

RYAN: "Ha! You're 'contract!' I don't care WHAT they made you sign, before! I'm the de facto star, here ..."

 

[Triskelion]

^ It's always hardest on the little ones.

 

[Triskelion]

Damn, I burned the pot roast again!
RESET THE TIMELINE!

Seven: The Borg would designate you Thirty Thousand of One Hundred Million - Tertiary Adjunct of Leaving Your Alcove With Only One Shoe.
EMH: Told ya.
Seven: And that's how many drones I would have had to sleep with before getting around to you. And let's face it, most of them multiple times.
Kim: Completely gratuitous footnote.
EMH: That's what she said.

Neelix: Doc, I've got this thing that sprouted on my tera nut -
EMH: COMPUTER DEACTIVATE EMH! DEACTIVATE MY EYES! HELL, DELETE MY WHOLE DAMNED PROGRAM!

Paris: I'm sorry I brought you a decaf-nonfat latte back from the planet! They screwed up your order! IT WASN'T SUBTEXT!!!