Contest: ENTER Voyager Caption Contest #161 Unable to comply

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

PARIS (os): "And this is the Doctor in his natural habitat. If we're lucky, he might show himself. (pause) Ah, there he is! (frowns) Please don't tease him with your cookie, Naomi. It's not nice."
NAOMI (os): "But it's funny."
PARIS (os): "Even so..."
NAOMI (os): *laughing* "Look at the expression on his face."
PARIS (os): *chuckle* "You know, I might have some peanut butter crackers in my pocket..."

 

[exocomp]

Janeway: Dammit! It said "Platinum blonde" on the bottle! I look twenty years older!

Janeway: Tuvok, how could you miss that? Next time don't take the saurian brandy with your coffee! it doesn't do your aim any good.

EMH: Janeway has found my drawings of her. She's gonna kill me.

EMH (thinking): Harry Kim, you stupid cockblocker, just shut your fat mouth and go away!!!

 

[tharpdevenport]

Seen here in a rare set photo, Robert Picardo -- having read the latest script where he sings and confesses his hologram love for somebody he knows as well as Ensign Kim -- takes hte only sensible precaution and hides.

 

[A Chimpanzee & 2 Trainees]

Berman: Folks, I have some bad news. Ratings are down and we're bringing in a new character. Unfortunately that means one of you will have to be let go.

Braga: We are going to do this fairly. Everyone hide on the set. The first one we find goes home.

 

[tharpdevenport]

Berman: Folks, I have some bad news. Ratings are down and we're bringing in a new character. Unfortunately that means one of you will have to be let go.

Braga: We are going to do this fairly. Everyone hide on the set. The first one we find goes home.

Berman: "Oh, oh -- sorry, Borg kids, you forgot to hide."

 

[stardream]

Paris: Hary, why don't you recover the EMH from Equinox. We can wipe the parts we don't like, give him more hair, make him nicer...

Harry: Hmm...the basic programming is still there. It's possible.

Paris: He could sing rock-n-roll instead of opera. He could play guitar. Maybe...give him a hippie vibe.

Harry: You mean long hair, tie-dyed t-shirts and make him all about peace and love?

Paris: Exactly. Then he won't get so angry when I sneak out to see B'Elanna.

Harry: And I'll make sure this one isn't attracted to Seven. But what will we do with the old one?

Paris: Oh we'll keep him. I'm sure they'll get along great.

 

[A Chimpanzee & 2 Trainees]

Berman: "Oh, oh -- sorry, Borg kids, you forgot to hide."

Beltran: ::: jumping up and down ::: PICK ME! PICK ME!
Berman: OK, Robert's disqualified.

 

[Catarina]

last day for entries.

 

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

EMH: "What's he holding his breath for?"
SEVEN: "He stated his intentions to cease normal respiration until such time as I would agree to consume nutrition with him this evening. I informed him that I had no intention of doing so, but that did not dissuade him in the slightest."
EMH: "Hmm. Foolhardy and immature. How long has he been like this?"
SEVEN: "Three minutes and 47 seconds."
EMH: "Harry, she said no. Breathe already."
KIM *shakes head*: "Mmm-mm."

 

[Finn]

Seven: I'm getting a field commission of Lt. Commander and an assignment at Starfleet command

Doc: They are going to make me a Commander and having me run the medical ward at Starbase 515....and you, Harry?

Harry:...They are sending back to the Academy for retraining.

 

[Leviathan]

The cast reaction to watching 'Threshold' was understandable.

 

[Catarina]

New Contest is up