Contest: ENTER Voyager Caption Contest #154 Janeway to Chakotay. Scorpion

[KJ-loves-C-Voy-keli]

I love matvin and woody woodchuck!!

 

[JirinPanthosa]

RICK BERMAN: You see what we do to network executives who interfere in our show?
BRANNON BRAGA: Now. Let's start storyboarding the main arc for the next season.
RICK BERMAN: And get a real count of crew members who have died.
BRANNON BRAGA: Yes sir!

JANEWAY: Wait! When I asked for a facelift, that's not what I meant!

CHAKOTAY: There's something I've always been curious about. Why is it, when a Borg is removed from the collective, they immediately grow a full head of hair?
SEVEN: Nanites.

When Species 8472 destroyed Venus, they were doing it as a friendly Star Wars tribute to open up official diplomatic relations with Earth. Unfortunately, Earth took it the wrong way.

 

[Triskelion]

Seven: Space roach.

 

[Finn]

Chakotay: How come the Borg still have LCARS? Why don't you guys just push buttons with your thoughts as you are all connected in a hive? Isn't this less effective?

Seven: Irrelevant!

 

[LeadHead]

Computer: Thank you for visiting the U.S.S. Voyager. We hope you have a safe journey home.

Janeway: Wait, stop! I don't get assimilated for another 3 seasons!

Seven: The nearest Borg Vessel is 50 light years away. You will change course and take us to it.

Chakotay: Is 50 light years a long distance this episode?

Seven: Yes.

Chakotay: No way!

Species 8472, for when Global Warming isn't enough to ruin your planet.

 

[tharpdevenport]

Woodcotay: "Try again."

7 of 9: "I told you the machine was out of Diet Slurm."

 

[Catarina]

Woodcotay: "Try again."

7 of 9: "I told you the machine was out of Diet Slurm."

I remember slurm (futurama?) sooo nasty

 

[Catarina]

The Borg-ly go where Chakotay has never gone before. **
**so cheesy but it had to be done.

 

[A Chimpanzee & 2 Trainees]

Now that you qent there Catarina, i couldnt resist...

Captain's log, supplemental... it appears that since Commander Chakotay was assimilated, I have become every Borg's fantasy

 

[Catarina]

btw, new contest is up