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Contest: ENTER Voyager Caption Contest #154 Janeway to Chakotay. Scorpion
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RICK BERMAN: You see what we do to network executives who interfere in our show?
BRANNON BRAGA: Now. Let's start storyboarding the main arc for the next season.
RICK BERMAN: And get a real count of crew members who have died.
BRANNON BRAGA: Yes sir!
JANEWAY: Wait! When I asked for a facelift, that's not what I meant!
CHAKOTAY: There's something I've always been curious about. Why is it, when a Borg is removed from the collective, they immediately grow a full head of hair?
SEVEN: Nanites.
When Species 8472 destroyed Venus, they were doing it as a friendly Star Wars tribute to open up official diplomatic relations with Earth. Unfortunately, Earth took it the wrong way.
Seven: Space roach.
Chakotay: How come the Borg still have LCARS? Why don't you guys just push buttons with your thoughts as you are all connected in a hive? Isn't this less effective?
Seven: Irrelevant!
Computer: Thank you for visiting the U.S.S. Voyager. We hope you have a safe journey home.
Janeway: Wait, stop! I don't get assimilated for another 3 seasons!
Seven: The nearest Borg Vessel is 50 light years away. You will change course and take us to it.
Chakotay: Is 50 light years a long distance this episode?
Seven: Yes.
Chakotay: No way!
Species 8472, for when Global Warming isn't enough to ruin your planet.
Woodcotay: "Try again."
7 of 9: "I told you the machine was out of Diet Slurm."
Now that you qent there Catarina, i couldnt resist...
Captain's log, supplemental... it appears that since Commander Chakotay was assimilated, I have become every Borg's fantasy
Captain's log, supplemental... it appears that since Commander Chakotay was assimilated, I have become every Borg's fantasy
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