Voyager Caption Contest#137 Flesh and Blood

[Catarina]

I have your replacement host on standby should I step down. I hope I won't. I'd like to get to January to say I'd hogged this a year!

Anyway I'm feeling great this week so let's get this moving!

And the TNG reference(but Cat's not sure) award goes to : Jirin Panthosa

KIM: You know, I was actually a Captain. Then Q came along and let me undo this fight I got into with a Klingon where my heart was destroyed? Suddenly I woke up and I was an Ensign.
PARIS: And you didn't beg him to make you a Captain again?
KIM: I should think not! Being an Ensign is so much safer.

I thought it was clever award goes to: Mr. Lazer Beam

This is the church. And this is the steeple.

Open the door...and get its ass crushed in a turbolift.

Honorable mention to the late Mr. Williams award

Harry: Nanoo nanoo?

The hashtag poor Carey award goes to Stardream

Carrey: Can I play too? Come on...you know I'm a team player! You know I'm good at this! Pleeze....Chakotay! Pick me!
Chakotay: And you are.....?

Carey: I just had my first successful poo since we got to the Delta quadrant. I'm so happy. Weeeeeee.

Seven: Let me out. I don't want to have a last minute, out-of-nowhere relationship with Chakotay. LET ME OUT!

And the questionably racist Joe Cary award goes to: Triskelion

Carey: Oh - it's just you, Commander. I thought there was a tobacco shop here.
Chakotay: I get that all the time.


This month was a little slow for entries so I'm going to uh catapult to the Halloween winner:

Carey: "Look what I found, commander."

Woodcotay: "Excellent! I had almost forgotten about that."

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[LeadHead]

Captain's Log: After looking through the surveillance video taken by Commander Chakotay. I am no longer concerned about Species 8472 going to Earth. Since Starfleet has adopted new uniforms and the ones they are wearing have only been seen on Earth by Changelings, as soon as they arrive, they'll be the most obvious infiltrators.

Chakotay: (reading) I hate being called "Species 8472," really glad Star Trek Online actually gave our species a name.

Seven: This is my official protest. Either you give me a starfleet uniform, allow me to wear something that isn't this form fitting or I'm stealing the Delta Flyer and never coming back.

Boothby: I'm so glad we don't use money anymore. I could never afford booze this good working as a groundskeeper.

 

[Catarina]

opening up strong! Thanks Lead head. And yes, yes, I wish that had been stated by Janeway. "They'll never infiltrate Earth. The Federation issued new uniforms!" Everyone chuckles around the table. (did Janeway know this yet? Omg, I am forgetting!)

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Ray Walston: This'll teach them to make "My Favorite Martian" jokes. Wait till they see what this urine recyc tastes like...

 

[Nebusj]

EXCLUSIVE! Unbelievable New Star Trek Beyond Production Photos You Have To See!

Chakotay: ``According to the next five weeks of scripts all I do is play a chair.''
Janeway: ``We want to showcase you at your best.''

Seven: ``The next time you want new Animal Crossing contacts you may walk your own 3DS around the ship.''

Fake Boothby: ``Our experimentation has discovered humanity's fatal weakness: they are mediocre judges of whether very different shapes enclose approximately equal volumes!''

 

[Nebusj]

``Hide the new Trek behind a paywall, huh? Not while I have binoculars and neighbors!''

 

[tharpdevenport]

7: "Of course its the duty roster, just like you ask for, Mrs. Columbo."

Asking Female Vulcans for Pon Far Prank.

 

[JirinPanthosa]

8472: He's really good at acting like an inconspicuous human. Maybe a little too good, he's not exhibiting any personality at all. I should advise him to tone it down.

SEVEN: Requisition request for looser fitting clothing.
JANEWAY: Denied, once again.

8472 BOOTHBY: Mmm...delicious Changeling Martini.

 

[stardream]

So I said like omgawd Becky I can't believe after all we've been through you would like throw away our friendship and she was all like gag me with a spoon we were never friends and I said 'whatever' and then....

8472: He treats that book so reverently. Perhaps it was one of his ancestors.

This is my report on Deck 9 Section 12. For reasons unknown to me Ensign Kim insisted on assisting me with this study.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Allen Funt XVI was very unpopular with the Starfleet cadets.

 

[Leviathan]

Berman: Everyone will love our crossover episode with 'My Favorite Martian'...

 

[Smellincoffee]

Seven: A list of crewmembers who have propositioned me, captain.
Janeway: *sigh* I'll give them a stern talking-to.
Seven: The situation has been addressed. These people are all in Sickbay. This is merely for your future reference.

Boothby: Step on my roses, I drink your 30-year Scotch. Even stevens.

Tuvok: Tuvok to Voyager. I have located a Vulcan female. Please prepare to beam myself and her to the ship.
Kim: Tuvok is really pro-active about picking up girls.

 

[Finn]

Seven: Here's my report about Mr. Paris and Mr. Kim putting Pumpkin Spice nanoprobes in me during my last check-up.

 

[Catarina]

New Contest up. Yup. Done.