Tuvok: Commander, may I ask how you repaired the food replicators so quickly?
Chakotay: It's simple, I just cross-linked it to urine recyc. Like so.
Voyager Caption Contest 120: Best Friends Forever
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Tuvok: Commander, may I ask how you repaired the food replicators so quickly?
Chakotay: It's simple, I just cross-linked it to urine recyc. Like so.
PARIS: Maybe you should try a laxative?
TUVOK: Vulcan meditation will...(grunt)...suffice. It's worked for thousands of years
PARIS: Did they have Leola Root on Vulcan a thousand years ago?
TUVOK: Fair point...get me some laxative!
NEELIX: You're not still mad about the Leola Root Pie, are you?
TUVOK: Will...kill...you...someday.
Chakotay: What's a nice girl like you doin' in a place like this?
Janeway: A demigod with a space station, buzz off.
Tuvok: Mr. Paris, I suggest you find some other officer to chat with or my nonviolent principles will be seriously put to the test.
(beat)
As will your skull's structrual integrity.
Tuvok: Mr. Neelix.
Neelix: Mr. Vulcan?
Tuvok: I believe you served Romulan ale instead of berry punch in that punch bowl.
Neelix: Is that why I can't stand up? I thought they were very potent berries!
Chakotay: What's a nice girl like you doin' in a place like this?
Janeway: At the moment? Calling security.
Chakotay: You're under arrest. I've got a phaser in your ribs.
Janeway: Those aren't my ribs.
CHAKOTAY: My people have a legend.....
JANEWAY: One to beam up. Hello? Dammit, I said one to beam up! VOYAGER COME IN!
CHAKOTAY: You're gonna break a rib pounding on your chest like that . Which reminds me of another tale of my people....
JANEWAY: For the love of god, Voyager, beam me up!!!
Thanks for the Captionated...
Paris: "Do we have to be so Vulcan about this?"
Tuvok: "Logic dictates that I stay true to my nature."
Paris: "Okay, okay. The church is inclined by 32 degrees to true, while the steeple has been distorted at 5% above midpoint, which will require a raising of and an additional force of 2.3 Newtons on the right index finger to set right."
Janeway: "Janeway to Security. I've passed my Akoochimoya tolerance for the day. Get this idiot out of here, and his spirit guide, and get me some damned coffee."
EMH: "Are you ready to lambada?"
Seven: "Are you prepared to spend the next four hours rewriting your groin subroutine?"
EMH: "The waltz it is."
Neelix: "If you've finished mindmelding with the chair, Mr Vulcan, I need somewhere to park my keester."
Chakotay: "Here's to swimming with bow legged women."
Tuvok: "A logical sentiment."
Paris: "Do we have to be so Vulcan about this?"
Tuvok: "Logic dictates that I stay true to my nature."
Paris: "Okay, okay. The church is inclined by 32 degrees to true, while the steeple has been distorted at 5% above midpoint, which will require a raising of and an additional force of 2.3 Newtons on the right index finger to set right."
Janeway: "Janeway to Security. I've passed my Akoochimoya tolerance for the day. Get this idiot out of here, and his spirit guide, and get me some damned coffee."
EMH: "Are you ready to lambada?"
Seven: "Are you prepared to spend the next four hours rewriting your groin subroutine?"
EMH: "The waltz it is."
Neelix: "If you've finished mindmelding with the chair, Mr Vulcan, I need somewhere to park my keester."
Chakotay: "Here's to swimming with bow legged women."
Tuvok: "A logical sentiment."
Paris: Nope, the Enterprise android's world's smallest violin is point three microns smaller.
Tuvok: Dammit!
Chaks: I dream of a universe where the stars are your eyes and the universe worships the night -
Janes: How can stars be eyes?? Stop being an idiot with no sense of diametric scale. And how can night fall in the whole universe at the same time?
Chaks: The hell, Riker!?
EMH: Ever been to Mars in a '57 Chevy?
Seven: No. Have you ever surgically removed a size eight Borg boot from your own lower digestive tract?
Tuvok: I wonder if Seven and the Captain are going to need us this week.
Neelix: Oh no he di'in't!
Tuvok: To lizard baby separation anxiety.
Chaks: Yep.
Neelix: "Mr. Vulcan, what are you lookng for under here?"
Tuvok: "The Enterprise caption contest. I have an overwhelming urge to make Archer look foolish."
Neelix: "I'm sorry, Mr. Vulcan, but the contest has been gone for months. And Archer already looks foolish."
Chakotay: "We've got new rules for the caption contest. We leave it up long enough for every word in the English language to get utilized, and whomever uses the last new word wins!"
Jameway: "What the f-"
LOL I will update soon! 
Paris: I've scanned the entire ship three times. No trace of the next caption contest.
Tuvok: Illogical!
Janeway: Commander, is that a caption contest in your uniform or are you just happy to see me?
Doctor: Seven, what's wrong?
Seven: I am having difficulty focusing on this dance routine. I am preoccupied by the location of the next caption contest.
Neelix: Mr. Vulcan! What are you doing down here?
Tuvok: This is the only place on the ship that I have not checked. I must find the caption contest!
Chakotay: And we'll threaten to serve this poisoned wine to the entire crew unless they tell us where the caption contest is.
Tuvok: Logical.
Chakotay: Captain what is wrong?
Janeway: I think that ba**ard Paris has swapped my eye drops for superglue....again!
Paris: I've scanned the entire ship three times. No trace of the next caption contest.
Tuvok: Illogical!
Janeway: Commander, is that a caption contest in your uniform or are you just happy to see me?
Doctor: Seven, what's wrong?
Seven: I am having difficulty focusing on this dance routine. I am preoccupied by the location of the next caption contest.
Neelix: Mr. Vulcan! What are you doing down here?
Tuvok: This is the only place on the ship that I have not checked. I must find the caption contest!
Chakotay: And we'll threaten to serve this poisoned wine to the entire crew unless they tell us where the caption contest is.
Tuvok: Logical.
You win the thread!
No but I totally will be posting the new contest tonight lol.
What did you say your password was again?
I'm not falling for the old "Let me touch your commbadge" trick again.
After her date with The Doctor, Seven summed it up to Captain Janeway: "He took it out."
Neelix: I don't know how safe you'll be hiding under the table when the ship explodes, Mr. Vulcan.
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