Contest: ENTER VGR Caption Contest #236: The One Where Paris is Demoted

[Oddish]

Computer: "Request denied."

Doctor: "Don't have my access codes. The Penisrock stands."

JANEWAY: "Computer, transfer the EMH to my quarters."

 

[Qonundrum]

Tom: " BELANNA, I SAID NO TEETH!"
EMH: "Can I have a go now?"
Janeway: "Not until after he gets me my coffee, non-decaf this time!"

 

[tharpdevenport]

Doctor: "OH, did I forget to mention the emergency medical Penisrock is a suppository that I administer myself?"

 

[Oddish]

Meanwhile...
JANEWAY: "And it doesn't bother you that Mr. Paris has been publicly disgraced, almost blown up, demoted to ensign, thrown in the brig, and subjected to some very inappropriate ministrations by the Doctor?"
HARRY: "I'm just glad it wasn't me this time, Captain."

 

[tharpdevenport]

Meanwhile...
JANEWAY: "And it doesn't bother you that Mr. Paris has been publicly disgraced, almost blown up, demoted to ensign, thrown in the brig, and subjected to some very inappropriate ministrations by the Doctor?"
HARRY: "I'm just glad it wasn't me this time, Captain."

Mistress Janeway: "LOL, ooohhh Harry, you're an Ensign. In order to get demoted to Ensign, you'd have to be promoted. LOL."

 

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

"Smile! You're on Collective Camera!"

 

[A Chimpanzee & 2 Trainees]

Chakotay: You're his superior officer, Katheryn. Take your hand off his rear.
Janeway: or you'll report me? To whom?

Ahhh! Charlie horse!! Ooh, that smarts!

 

[Nerys Myk]

Staring contest, day 12. No clear victor in sight.

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIM: I've downloaded all the reasons I'd make a good Lieutenant jg on to that device...

 

[A Chimpanzee & 2 Trainees]

KIM: I've downloaded all the reasons I'd make a good Lieutenant jg on to that device...

Uhhh, Captain...Why is your thumb on the delete button?

 

[Oddish]

Uhhh, Captain...Why is your thumb on the delete button?

JANEWAY: "I thought it was the 'Delete Harry Kim' button."

 

[tharpdevenport]

JANEWAY: "I thought it was the 'Delete Harry Kim' button."

Doctor: "Who keeps activating the vibrate function on my emergency medical holo Penisrock?"

 

[tharpdevenport]

Mistress Janeway: "Tell you what, Harry, you can get promoted when LeadHead comes back and judges his Caption This contests in TNG and the Movies forums."

Harry: Sighs heavily, takes a drink, stares out, "I'm never getting promoted."

 

[Oddish]

That's not Mistress Janeway... THIS is.

 

[tharpdevenport]

 

[Orac]

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