VFWCC#9 - Why so captions?!

[Koinek]

That's right, it's time for another Weekly Voyager Forum Caption Competition!

First, let's hear the winners from VFWCC #8:
The honorable mention goes to:

``So that's what happened to the Borg Baby, Captain? Fondue?!''

Congratulations Nebusj!

And the winner is:

Even with all her Starfleet training, Captain Janeway still couldn't master the moving thumb magic trick.

26138, you winthe Woimy Squoimy Prize for Voyager Excellence for this week:

And now for this week's image:

Good luck!

 

[Nebusj]

First, let's hear the winners from VFWCC #8:
The honorable mention goes to:

``So that's what happened to the Borg Baby, Captain? Fondue?!''

Congratulations Nebusj!

Oh, thank you kindly.

On to this week's:

``Seven, did you know your `Borg implants' were compatible with Lego blocks?''

 

[Finn]

Seven: "What happened? How did I get here?"
Janeway: "It's okay. Chakotay said something about you assilimating your spirit guide"
Tuvok: "Even Lt. Torres was amazed"
Doc: "It appears that the Chakotay's voodoo vision thing is more intoxicating than a shot of watered down beer is to you".

 

[Rat Boy]

Janeway: "Doctor, Tuvok; her eyes are up there."

 

[scottydog]

Janeway: "You are turning into Catwoman."

Seven: "Ah, species 5384. We assimilated them."

 

[scottydog]

Janeway: "I want to be as beautiful as you are."

Seven: "Beauty is irrelevant."

Tuvok and Doctor: "Umm. No."

 

[Rat Boy]

Janeway: "Ah, good. Our replacement for Kes is nearly complete."

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Seven: "GTFO. I'm playing Wii."

 

[Shatmandu]

Janeway, looking back: "I don't think a strict regimen of tittyfucking would be helpful, Mister Tuvok."

 

[Triskelion]

- Captain, why did Mr Paris laugh when I said the Doctor would be recalibrating my implants regularly?

 

[jgdst]

Doctor: It's getting worse, Captain. I can't even pretend I understand what's going on anymore.
Seven: A black man, a bald man and a woman with a Napoleon complex walk into a bar...
Janeway: You're right Doctor, euthanasia is the only answer. Mr Tuvok, if you'd be so kind as to perform the Vulcan Mind Raping.

 

[Mistral]

Janeway: "Ah, good. Our replacement for Kes is nearly complete."

 

[Mistral]

"Auntie Em? I just had the strangest dream!"

 

[Jeri]

Hello. Your name is Rayna. Rayna Kapec.

 

[TheGodBen]

Tuvok: How come you three are constantly pushing me into the background like this?

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

EMH: "There's nothing I can do Captain, she's still hallucinating Beach Balls."

 

[Shatmandu]

Janeway: "Perhaps if we remodulate the plasma manifolds, we can cause a discharge through the injectors, creating a tetrion beam strong enough to cut your catsuit off."

 

[Nerys Myk]

TUVOK (thinking): Come on Kathy touch it, just a graze even.

 

[Quagmire58]

Janeway: Seven we have some good news, and some bad news. First the bad news. We had to upgrade your inplants to Windows Vista SP2. The good news is.......I'm sorry I lied there is no good news.

 

[nx1701g]

SEVEN: THERE IS ONE BEACH BALL!