Trek XI Caption Contest #15: Like Father, Like Son

[Rat Boy]

Quiet down, class, because it's time for another caption contest. Seems somewhat appropriate now that we have another trailer, but first, let's turn our attention to...

For the picture of Bruce Greenwood's reaction to finding out he might actually have to sit in the chair late in the movie, our winner is...

"I've actually seen Naked Mandy naked, so yes, you should listen to me."

I have also channel surfed premium cable past 10 pm, so I know of what he speaks. For the picture of the greatest academy massacre since Darth Vader went on a youngling killing spree, our winner is...

Even in the 23rd Century, flushing a Cherry Bomb down a commode never went out of style as a way to interrupt finals.

And for the picture of J.J. Abrams asking Bryan Burk if he's pondering what he's pondering ("Well I think so, Brain, but didn't Dr. Bashir's godfather already kill him?"), our winner is...

That "piss poor captain" remark by Locke was not forgotten by Trek fans

Our Photoshop winner...

And finally, on a related note, a special award for this...

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Most hilarious Red Shirt reaction in the picture....

That's not a redshirt, Jimmy...

IT'S WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE FLAILING ARM EXPENDABLE CREWMAN!
WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE FLAILING ARM EXPENDABLE CREWMAN!

"TO MY STORE, WELCOME! I AM GRIGNAK, OWNER OF GRIGNAK'S WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE FLAILING ARM EXPENDABLE CREWMAN EMPORIUM! DUE TO SHIPMENT GREATLY BOTCHED, RECIEVED AN OVERSTOCK OF WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE FLAILING ARM EXPENDABLE CREWMEN, I HAVE! AND I'M PASSING THE SAVINGS ON TO YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU!!!"

Congratulations to our winners and here's the updated totals:

Nerys Myk - 4
middyseafort - 4
Amasov - 3
Outpost4 - 3
cooleddie74 - 3
Piper - 3
Herkimer Jitty - 3
M'Sharak - 2
seigezunt - 2
Woulfe - 2
Kirby - 2
Civil Shadow - 2
B.J. - 2
26138 - 1
jptrekker - 1
Alpha_Geek - 1
The Squire of Gothos - 1
Zachary_Smith - 1
Plum - 1
3 of 11 - 1
jongredic - 1
Super Grover - 1
Candlelight - 1
Gertch - 1
trampledamage - 1
T'Aerwynd - 1
shivkala - 1
Hartzilla2007 - 1
Jackson_Roykirk - 1
The Badger - 1
Captain Zog - 1
BriGuy - 1
Skywalker - 1
J. Allen - 1
SalvorHardin - 1
Classic Fan - 1
Alrik - 1
Lashmore - 1
Aragorn - 1
John Picard - 1
Samurai8472 - 1
Jimmy_C - 1

As mentioned above, this past Friday saw the latest and last trailer to drop, bringing us our final major dose of fodder until the movie comes out on DVD and Blu-Ray. To commemorate the occasion, we're rocking out with three shots from it. Our first is of Mrs. Kirk realizing that her baby boy Jimmy is going to be a hit with the ladies once his testicles drop. Our second is of Papa Kirk forgetting that Captain Robau installed a rather vicious anti-theft system in his chair on the bridge. Finally, we have Sulu trying to point out the fact that he's the last remaining bridge officer, but no one listens to him yet again. Have at:

 

[Rat Boy]

Announcer: On a very special episode of House...

A few more seconds and he could've changed out that light bulb.

Kirk: "Hmmmmm, what's wrong with this chair?"

Uncontrollable Diarrhea McCoy: "Uh, OH!"

 

[Jackson_Roykirk]

Kirk: [looking down at crotch][to himself] Huh? What was that?...
...[out loud, looking around] Deela? Are you here?

 

[Rat Boy]

McCoy: "All right! The lot of you to sickbay; it's time for some nude jumping jacks."

 

[Brent]

Here we go:

BTW, if I think of some new things can I put up more in a new post? Or is there a limit to how many captions we can enter?

 

[Rat Boy]

BTW, if I think of some new things can I put up more in a new post? Or is there a limit to how many captions we can enter?

Nope, no limit. Have you seen how often cooleddie posts around here? You can set your watch by him.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

This is what happens went you fart in Robau's chair kiddies.

McCoy: What the hell, did he just pass out? Now we have no captain, no fist officer to replace him, and no awake officer to replace either one of them, this ship sucks!

 

[Rat Boy]

McCoy: What the hell, did he just pass out? Now we have no captain, no fist officer to replace him, and no awake officer to replace either one of them, this ship sucks!

Sulu: "Well, I'm here."

McCoy: "Like I was saying..."

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Doctor: "She's a beautiful baby girl, Mrs. Kirk... but wait... she has a penis. Well, we'll just have to fix that."

Robau: "Ok, I'm back from the store. I've got Lays and popcor- George! Are you blowing up the ship again?"

(Generic sitcom audience laughs)

George: "Help me, you bastard! I'm getting sucked into space!"

Robau: "Oh George, you crazy guy you."

(Audience laughs again)

McCoy: "Look, it's not that we question your command ability, it's just-"

Sulu: "Those god-damned ugly boots!"

 

[Rat Boy]

The redshirt in the back hoped no one noticed him adjusting his junk.

 

[John Picard]

I have also channel surfed premium cable past 10 pm, so I know of what he speaks. For the picture of the greatest academy massacre since Darth Vader went on a youngling killing spree, our winner is...

Even in the 23rd Century, flushing a Cherry Bomb down a commode never went out of style as a way to interrupt finals.

Thanks for the win!

Boo-YAAA!

McCoy: "Listen, Kumar. We've got a situation here and going to White Castle for some burgers isn't going to be a help.

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Winona Kirk: Oh... thank god he looks like George, for a second I thought he'd come out green because I slept with... um, that's not important right now.

George Kirk: Guess I shouldn't have pressed the big shiny red button.

Jim Kirk: Whatever you gentlemen do, don't press the big shiny red buttons on the helm console. Trust me on this one.

Kirk: <snore>
Bones: I'm not going to wake him!
Sulu: Well, someone has to wake him... he's in command!
Bones: Let snake head over there take care of it.

 

[seigezunt]

McCoy: Just hold real still, Jim, and I think I can lance it before it spreads...

 

[SalvorHardin]

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

(sticky note on captain's chair)

Hey, George, I left the gas on. FYI, lighting off the grill would be a major bad idea. Alright, thanks.

-Capt. Robau

Larry The Redshirt Guy: "Well, there's your problem."

 

[Jimmy_C]

Oh wow, I got something! LOL. Really Herkimer Jitty and B.J. were hilarious!!! Anyway, here's my first thought from the picture:

By frodojj at 2009-03-09

 

[Rat Boy]

Doctor: "Have you thought of a name?"

Winona Kirk: "James Tiberius."

Doctor: "Kind of an odd middle name, isn't it?"

Winona Kirk: "I don't think my husband will care."

George Kirk: "She named him WHAT?!"

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

The video game adaptation of Star Trek took bloom lighting too far.

 

[T'Baio]

McCoy - "What the fuck does Captain's log mean, anyway!?!"

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

"Eek! Mouse! No, wait, EEK! TORPEDOES!"