Trek XI Caption Contest #15: Like Father, Like Son

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Kirk: I think I just Shat myself.

 

[Rat Boy]

Redshirt (thinking): I hope no one notices me adjusting my junk.

 

[Samurai8472]

Kirk- my first order as captain.......everyone please leave the bridge, I want to get to know "Lucy" more intimately

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: Oooooh, Jimmy likes being in chair.

 

[cooleddie74]

"I shall name him...Mini-Toupee..."

"Are you ready to ROCK???????????

I SAID...are you humanoid sons-of-bitches ready to ROCK??????"

KIRK:"Dump the chair.

Bring the canole."

 

[cooleddie74]

"GREAT.

A boy. And he has the overacting AND baldness genes?

Shit."

 

[Rat Boy]

McCoy: "We've got no captain and no first officer to replace him."

Kirk: "Yeah we do."

Stealth Spock: "Uh, I'm standing right here."

 

[Samurai8472]

KIRK: What are you saying boy? she wore you out? I'm so sorry. She sure was a tough cookie huh?

McCoy- Jim?

Kirk- Can you see that i'm busy talking to my johnson HERE!?

 

[Will]

"Ooh, great timing..."

"Relax--we're just doing some remodeling, that was totally on purpose....ummm..."

KIRK:"Ahhh, time for a nice sit"

 

[Will]

"How am I going to explain this to House and Cuddy??"

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Jim Kirk usually pretended to be a sleep when McCoy went on another of his rants about space and danger.

 

[Outpost4]

Kirk: Look at my big boots. Look at my big chair. Look at my big...
McCoy: Oh, shut the fuck up, Kirk!

 

[Hartzilla2007]

McCoy: Um Jim there's a giant space squid heading for us and it looks armed to the teeth.

Kirk: Damnit Bones! Not now I'm trying to enjoy the moment here.

 

[Piper]

Doctor: Do you know what you're going to call him, yet?
Kirk's Mum: Tiberius. Isn't that a beautiful name?
Doctor: Erm. Right. Might want to think of a more common name first, so he doesn't get beaten up at school or anything... John, or James, or something. You know, just a suggestion...
Kirk's Mum: Hmmm...

Kirk: "You know, my chair's too big, my boots are too big, but some things are just right..."

 

[M'Sharak]

"I asked you not to tell me that there was a gigantic Space Octopus right in front of UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSS"*Splat!*

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

George discovered that air-guitar was forbidden while in Robau's chair for a good reason.

 

[Aragorn]

Kirk: What the hell? The instructions on the bottle said the erection isn't supposed to last for more than four hours.

Sulu: Oh my.

 

[Classic Fan]

George: "Oh God, NO! Not the hair, anything but the hair"

 

[B.J.]

Wait for it.....

 

[T'Boggan]

Baby Kirk "Oh My, Ive got... to get me one of those!"

"AAAhhhggrrr Me legs have gone!"
Offscreen voice " No their Not, your kneeling on your chair!"
"Oh?... Sorry!"

Kirk. " I wonder if its too soon to get my shirt off?"