Trek XI Caption Contest #14: School's Back in Session

[M'Sharak]

Short Cadet: Baas! Baas! De plane! De-- ...you know, on second thought, I don' think thass de plane, after all.

 

[cooleddie74]

BEST...

BURNING MAN...

EVER.

 

[cooleddie74]

"The guy who plays Locke was in the NEXT GEN that inspired the finale of ENTERPRISE?


Didn't realize that.


Now we'll BOTH have to go kill ourselves."

 

[S'kai]

JJ did write lightsabers into the script, but the Paramount SFX people didn't quite get the scale right.

 

[cooleddie74]

Somewhere, an old man in a brown robe felt a thousand adolescent, zit-faced voices cry out in terror...then suddenly silence.

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Cadet in the far back: Um... shouldn't we be running away from the Megadeath Ray?

 

[Alrik]

Cadet: "Just great. I'll bet it'll be at least a decade before the fishin is any good again."

 

[M'Sharak]

Cadet Dorothy Gale: Toto, I don't think we're in Northridge any more!​

 

[Voyager]

News Anchor: In other news today the empire tests a new wepon...we go live to star fleet acadmey...

News reporter: As cadets are running out to see it behind new reporter Ah yes dian thanks, today the empire is testing what is called the death star...

cadet: anyone up for some KFC a-la-empire?

 

[Aragorn]

"Mike Donovan is attacking us!!!!"

 

[Jimmy_C]

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Most hilarious Red Shirt reaction in the picture....

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

That's not a redshirt, Jimmy...

IT'S WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE FLAILING ARM EXPENDABLE CREWMAN!
WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE FLAILING ARM EXPENDABLE CREWMAN!

"TO MY STORE, WELCOME! I AM GRIGNAK, OWNER OF GRIGNAK'S WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE FLAILING ARM EXPENDABLE CREWMAN EMPORIUM! DUE TO SHIPMENT GREATLY BOTCHED, RECIEVED AN OVERSTOCK OF WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE FLAILING ARM EXPENDABLE CREWMEN, I HAVE! AND I'M PASSING THE SAVINGS ON TO YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU!!!"

 

[Amaris]

That's not a redshirt, Jimmy...

IT'S WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE FLAILING ARM EXPENDABLE CREWMAN!
WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE FLAILING ARM EXPENDABLE CREWMAN!

"TO MY STORE, WELCOME! I AM GRIGNAK, OWNER OF GRIGNAK'S WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE FLAILING ARM EXPENDABLE CREWMAN EMPORIUM! DUE TO SHIPMENT GREATLY BOTCHED, RECIEVED AN OVERSTOCK OF WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE FLAILING ARM EXPENDABLE CREWMEN, I HAVE! AND I'M PASSING THE SAVINGS ON TO YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU!!!"

This must win.


J.

 

[Civil Shadow]

Hooray, I won! Twice, even, but the first time was a few contests ago. I appreciate it nonetheless.

Cadet in the far back: Um... shouldn't we be running away from the Megadeath Ray?

Where's Logicaldo?

 

[B.J.]

 

[cooleddie74]

"Know what this means, Jim?

Screw the size restrictions...and no more limits on how many we can catch!!"

 

[cooleddie74]

"No...but I wish I had Seth Rogen's money."

 

[John Picard]

Even in the 23rd Century, flushing a Cherry Bomb down a commode never went out of style as a way to interrupt finals.

 

[cooleddie74]

"This is the last time my future self goes back in time and brings extinct sea animals into a time that hasn't happened yet.

Ungrateful blowhole-spouting bastards."

 

[Rat Boy]

Even in the 23rd Century, flushing a Cherry Bomb down a commode never went out of style as a way to interrupt finals.

More like a photon grenade.