Trek Lit Limericks

[TGTheodore]

<----stomping the rhythm with his foot.

 

[MMCL]

Lwaxana once more on the hunt,
The Enterprise males planned a stunt
Picard felt himself become jealous
Protective and quite over-zealous
part of him loved the old ... lady

 

[David R. George III]

^ Bravo!

 

[William Leisner]

"Lady"? Dat don't rhyme wit' "stunt"!

 

[MMCL]

Oh silly me...

 

[PaulSimpson]

Oh silly me...

He obviously meant "aunt"

 

[MMCL]

SO... Picard meant to foil their plans

 

[TGTheodore]

One day when Data saw Guinan

 

[Tiberius]

The engineer's situation is dour
And growing much worse by the hour.
His name, it is Scotty
And he sits on the potty
Screaming, "Capt'n, i don' ha'e the power!"

There once was a captain named Kirk
Who flew around wearing a smirk
A Klingon named Kang
Fired disrupters and BANG!
Now the galaxy's rid of that jerk.

I heard them ages ago, so I can't remember where and I might have got a few words wrong. Hopefully close to the originals though.

 

[JustKate]

Hey! This has dropped off the first page! We can't have that, can we?

One day when Data saw Guinan

He started bitchin' and whinin'

 

[jezor]

One day when Data saw Guinan
He started bitchin' and whinin'
"Dear Spot, my pet cat
Is stuck in your hat!"
Said Guinan, "Spot's caught in the linin'!"

 

[PaulSimpson]

A friendly young helsman named Sulu

 

[Rat Boy]

A friendly young helsman named Sulu

Was watching old reruns on Hulu

 

[TGTheodore]

I'm having deja vulu ...

 

[JustKate]

"Deja vulu" -

Yeah, we did have a Sulu/Hulu rhyme already, didn't we? It's amazing, really, that we haven't had more repeats. May as well carry on, though, I'd say - surely there's something else that rhymes with "Sulu"! So:
A friendly young helmsman named Sulu
Was watching old reruns on Hulu.
But since "Captain Video"
Was pure as the driven snow
What he watched wasn't really too "blue."

Ha!

 

[PaulSimpson]

I'm having deja vulu ...

Someone else start one then!!

 

[JustKate]

OK!

A friendly Trek writer named Paul

 

[William Leisner]

A friendly Trek writer named Paul
Started beating his head 'gainst the wall

 

[TGTheodore]

A friendly Trek writer named Paul
Started beating his head 'gainst the wall
When someone asked why,
His impassioned reply

 

[jezor]

A friendly Trek writer named Paul
Started beating his head 'gainst the wall
When someone asked why,
His impassioned reply
"They already killed Janeway last fall!"


A rabid Mugato named Fred