Trek Lit Limericks
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Missed that, somehow. 
There was an Izarian named Garth
who loved Star Wars, especially Darth
There was an Izarian named Garth
who loved Star Wars, especially Darth
There was an Izarian named Garth
who loved Star Wars, especially Darth
He mixed Solo with Sulu
While watching on Hulu
who loved Star Wars, especially Darth
He mixed Solo with Sulu
While watching on Hulu
There was an Izarian named Garth
who loved Star Wars, especially Darth
He mixed Solo with Sulu
While watching on Hulu
And found himself on the dark path
While shopping on Alpha Centauri
who loved Star Wars, especially Darth
He mixed Solo with Sulu
While watching on Hulu
And found himself on the dark path
While shopping on Alpha Centauri
In Canada, unlike the US, that doesn't work as a limerick, because Centauri and sorry rhyme, but Acamari doesn't. Now I'm curious... for the UK residents, in most British accents, do all three rhyme?
not to me
The Great Bird of the Galaxy
Had never heard of Talax, see.
Had never heard of Talax, see.
The Great Bird of the Galaxy
Had never heard of Talax, see.
He guessed that his knowledge
Had never heard of Talax, see.
He guessed that his knowledge
The Great Bird of the Galaxy
Had never heard of Talax, see.
He guessed that his knowledge
Was not gained in College,
Where all the smart alecks be.
Porthos dropped through a fissure in time
Had never heard of Talax, see.
He guessed that his knowledge
Was not gained in College,
Where all the smart alecks be.
Porthos dropped through a fissure in time
Porthos? Like in The Three Musketeers? That's the only Porthos I know of. Googling, googling...Oh, OK! (Not a big ENT fan, you see. Or even a little ENT fan.) That makes more sense:
Porthos dropped through a fissure in time
and found being unleashed was a crime
Porthos dropped through a fissure in time
and found being unleashed was a crime
Porthos dropped through a fissure in time
and found being unleashed was a crime
When the crew had to scoop
For the ninth gallon of poop
and found being unleashed was a crime
When the crew had to scoop
For the ninth gallon of poop
Porthos dropped through a fissure in time
and found being unleashed was a crime
When the crew had to scoop
For the ninth gallon of poop
Off the surface of Cardassia Prime
Lwaxana once more on the hunt
and found being unleashed was a crime
When the crew had to scoop
For the ninth gallon of poop
Off the surface of Cardassia Prime
Lwaxana once more on the hunt
Picard felt himself become jealous
Lwaxana once more on the hunt,
The Enterprise males planned a stunt
Picard felt himself become jealous
Protective and quite over-zealous
The Enterprise males planned a stunt
Picard felt himself become jealous
Protective and quite over-zealous
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