TOS: World on the Edge of Forever.

[Guy Gardener]

Part One.


“Leonard Horatio Edward McCoy, do you take this woman, Edith Alexis Keeler, to be your lawfully wedded wife?”


“I do.”

 

[Guy Gardener]

Part Two.


“Eat it, eat it, come on Leonard, it’s just a porterhouse steak, eat it.”


“Hush woman, I’m a vegetarian, not a serial killer.

 

[Guy Gardener]

Part Three.


“Damn it Eddie! Don’t be disgusting! I am not wearing the same shirt twice! Wait? Have I worn this shirt before? I’m going to vomit. I’m going to vomit, you god damned filthy savages! You’re trying to kill me! Burn all my shirts, briefs and trousers! I need freshly fabricated new linens every morning to… Oh my stars and garters. Our bed. That’s still the same mattress we soiled on our honeymoon? ###k it. I’m burning the house down. Meet you out front in 10 minutes.”

 

[Mudd]

Go on...

 

[Guy Gardener]

Part Four.


“Can I cure Polio? What sort of damn pillow talk is that?”

 

[Guy Gardener]

Part Five.


“Where’s the View screen?”


“It’s a Wireless.”


“Where’s the View screen?”


“It’s a Wireless.”


“Where’s. The. View. Screen?”


“It’s. A. Wireless.”

 

[Guy Gardener]

Part 6.


“Pack your bags Eddie. We have an election in Germany to fix.”

 

[Guy Gardener]

Past Seven.


“You don’t believe in airplanes?”


“The physics just don’t seem to hold up.”

 

[Guy Gardener]

Part Eight.


“How is this entertainment? That tiny man is throwing excrement at us. Is it some kind of theatre of the absurd?”

“It’s a monkey Leonard.”

“Oh. They’re still around? Amazing.”

 

[Guy Gardener]

Part Nine.

“We have to deal with Japan Leonard. They invaded Manchuria.”

“Nothing to worry about Honey, they’re on our side in the war.”

 

[SolarisOne]

“It’s a monkey Leonard.”

#NotAllMonkeys

 

[Guy Gardener]

Part Ten.

“I give it three weeks till every Teutonic fascist in Eastern Europe wakes up ginger.”


“I’m pregnant.”

 

[F. King Daniel]

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