TOS: World on the Edge of Forever.

Part One.


“Leonard Horatio Edward McCoy, do you take this woman, Edith Alexis Keeler, to be your lawfully wedded wife?”


“I do.”

 

Part Two.


“Eat it, eat it, come on Leonard, it’s just a porterhouse steak, eat it.”


“Hush woman, I’m a vegetarian, not a serial killer.

 

Part Three.


“Damn it Eddie! Don’t be disgusting! I am not wearing the same shirt twice! Wait? Have I worn this shirt before? I’m going to vomit. I’m going to vomit, you god damned filthy savages! You’re trying to kill me! Burn all my shirts, briefs and trousers! I need freshly fabricated new linens every morning to… Oh my stars and garters. Our bed. That’s still the same mattress we soiled on our honeymoon? ###k it. I’m burning the house down. Meet you out front in 10 minutes.”

 

Go on...

 

Part Four.


“Can I cure Polio? What sort of damn pillow talk is that?”

 

Part Five.


“Where’s the View screen?”


“It’s a Wireless.”


“Where’s the View screen?”


“It’s a Wireless.”


“Where’s. The. View. Screen?”


“It’s. A. Wireless.”

 

Part 6.


“Pack your bags Eddie. We have an election in Germany to fix.”

 

Past Seven.


“You don’t believe in airplanes?”


“The physics just don’t seem to hold up.”

 

Part Eight.


“How is this entertainment? That tiny man is throwing excrement at us. Is it some kind of theatre of the absurd?”

“It’s a monkey Leonard.”

“Oh. They’re still around? Amazing.”

 

Part Nine.

“We have to deal with Japan Leonard. They invaded Manchuria.”

“Nothing to worry about Honey, they’re on our side in the war.”

 

#NotAllMonkeys

 

Part Ten.

“I give it three weeks till every Teutonic fascist in Eastern Europe wakes up ginger.”


“I’m pregnant.”

 

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