TOS Temporary Caption Contest #1: Look, Don't Touch

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  1. Shatmandu

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    Spock: "I was ... teaching Miss Uhura Morse Code."
    Kirk: "By tapping on her cervix?"
     
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  2. cooleddie74

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    SPOCK:"My shirt isn't the only thing that's blue when you're next to me, Miss Uhura."
     
  3. Shatmandu

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    Kirk: "Where is your earpiece, Miss Uhura?"
    Uhura: "Uh ..."
    <Spock shifts gingerly from foot to foot.>
     
  4. cooleddie74

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    Neither officer could believe it wasn't...in fact...butter.
     
  5. Shatmandu

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    Kirk: "Just stop telling other ships about how much you like Spock's ass, unkay?"
     
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    UHURA:"Was that who I think it was?!"

    SPOCK:"Indeed. And he appears to like wearing things that are both tight and sheer."
     
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    Charlie: Nice muff.
     
  8. Nerys Myk

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  9. Rat Boy

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    Carl Spock: "Remind me to off that Jimmy Fallon fool for that 'Tu-Spock' sketch."
     
  10. Shatmandu

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    Spock: "Yes, Miss Uhura's nipples are rather large. The size of a standard drink coaster."
    Uhura: "You're taking this whole 'Vulcans can't lie' shit too seriously, assface."
     
  11. cooleddie74

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    CARL:"Is she fine?

    Dude...she is PARKING TICKET."
     
  12. cooleddie74

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  13. Rat Boy

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    Carl Spock: "What the?! Grignak got a part in Rat Boy's new fan fic but I didn't?!"
     
  14. The Squire of Gothos

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    Uhura *whispering*: "You do that and see what happens Carl".
     
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    "In case you were wondering...NYOTA."

    SPOCK:"I believe the human expression is...gesundheit."
     
  16. The Squire of Gothos

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    Uhura: "Oh my!"




    (Because, y'know, that's where it was hidden, right? Right?)
     
  17. 26138

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    Spock: Why yes Captain, Uhura's new hairpiece was purchased from the same place you got yours.
     
  18. Nerys Myk

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    Cleopatra Uhura: That's him Carl, the one who wouldn't pay!
     
  19. cooleddie74

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    CLEOPATRA NYOTA:"Yo, Carl...there goes Scotty carrying THE PIMP CANE!!"

    CARL:"Solid."