Discussion in 'Star Trek - The Original & Animated Series' started by Shatmandu, May 18, 2009.
Spock: "I was ... teaching Miss Uhura Morse Code."
Kirk: "By tapping on her cervix?"
SPOCK:"My shirt isn't the only thing that's blue when you're next to me, Miss Uhura."
Kirk: "Where is your earpiece, Miss Uhura?"
Uhura: "Uh ..."
<Spock shifts gingerly from foot to foot.>
Neither officer could believe it wasn't...in fact...butter.
Kirk: "Just stop telling other ships about how much you like Spock's ass, unkay?"
UHURA:"Was that who I think it was?!"
SPOCK:"Indeed. And he appears to like wearing things that are both tight and sheer."
Charlie: Nice muff.
True story: My ex girl friends nickname was Muff, because she was very attached to a muff as a little girl. Cute name when you're eight, but problematic when you're eighteen.
Carl Spock: "Remind me to off that Jimmy Fallon fool for that 'Tu-Spock' sketch."
Spock: "Yes, Miss Uhura's nipples are rather large. The size of a standard drink coaster."
Uhura: "You're taking this whole 'Vulcans can't lie' shit too seriously, assface."
CARL:"Is she fine?
Dude...she is PARKING TICKET."
KIRK:"Good. Charlie beamed aboard just in time for the Cryogenic-Head-of-Dean Martin Transspecies and Multifaith Holiday Special!"
Carl Spock: "What the?! Grignak got a part in Rat Boy's new fan fic but I didn't?!"
Uhura *whispering*: "You do that and see what happens Carl".
"In case you were wondering...NYOTA."
SPOCK:"I believe the human expression is...gesundheit."
Kirk: <Flips communicator open> "BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ"
Uhura: "Oh my!"
(Because, y'know, that's where it was hidden, right? Right?)
Spock: Why yes Captain, Uhura's new hairpiece was purchased from the same place you got yours.
Cleopatra Uhura: That's him Carl, the one who wouldn't pay!
CLEOPATRA NYOTA:"Yo, Carl...there goes Scotty carrying THE PIMP CANE!!"
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