TOS Temporary Caption Contest #1: Look, Don't Touch

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  1. Rat Boy

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    Kirk: "Well, this isn't what I had in mind when I wanted to do 'Two Girls, One Bottle,' but it'll have to do."
     
  2. Gary7

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    Rand: "Captain, when did our mission change to 'Seek out and rescue the homeless?'"
     
  3. Gary7

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    Charlie: "Hey, look at all the great stuff I got at the new Wal*mart that just opened up on deck 20!"
     
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    Spock: "I am aware that she put it in the wrong place, Doctor. But it's the thought that counts."
    Uhura: "Ohhhh... I feel so stupid."
     
  5. Shatmandu

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    Charlie: "I got you some crotchless panties."
    Rand: "Uh ..."
    Charlie: "I got a double-XL, because Captain Kirk told me how huge yours was ..."


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    Spock: "Then the crewmembers in the quarters next to mine shouldn't listen so hard, I suppose, Captain."
     
  6. Ayelbourne

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    Uhura felt so attracted to the mysterious Mr. Spock, that even her hair pointed in his direction.
     
  7. Alrik

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    Spock: "The pony tail had its advantages when doing it doggie sty-."

    Uhura: "SPOCK."

    Spock: "However the new look is very becoming."
     
  8. Alrik

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    Charlie: "Captain. I...I think it just growled at me."

    Kirk: "Easy Charlie. You'll find that Rand can make it do a great many things."

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    Spock: "Fascinating. I was unaware that lapdances on the bridge were against regulations."
     
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    UHURA:"Since when does the red alert light have a CFL bulb in it?!"
     
  10. cooleddie74

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    CHARLIE:"I sure hope those aren't spider veins or heroin tracks."
     
  11. Hambone

    Hambone Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    KIRK: What?

    RAND: He said he could hear it "speaking" to him.

    CHARLIE: Shh! There it is again!
     
  12. cooleddie74

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    CHARLIE:"You wear Keds?

    That does it. I...I can't sleep with you."
     
  13. Nerys Myk

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    KIRK: I told you not to wear the mirror shoes.
     
  14. cooleddie74

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    KIRK:"He suffers from temporary flash blindness, Yeoman. Guide him to a guest cabin...then make him a man."
     
  15. Alrik

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    Rand: "Why yes Captain, the piercings are new. It was kind of you to notice."
     
  16. cooleddie74

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    CHARLIE:"Is that...is that one of those new 8-track players the microtapes on my old ship used to tell me about?"
     
  17. Alrik

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    UHURA:"Sorry we're late sir. Spock was just showing me the true meaning of 'double dipping'."
     
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    Two Humanoids, One Cup was even more disturbing in person...live...on a starship bridge...than it ever was on a viewscreen.
     
  19. Alrik

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    Kirk: "Are you sure you can handle us both?"

    Rand: "Oh puh-leeeze. By the time you get done with you two, niether one of you will be able to walk for a week."
     
  20. cooleddie74

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    CHARLIE:"Yes, sir.

    I...I have nothing but hardcore porn in this bag."