TOS Temporary Caption Contest #1: Look, Don't Touch

Discussion in 'Star Trek - The Original & Animated Series' started by Shatmandu, May 18, 2009.

  1. Shatmandu

    Shatmandu Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Hiya, folks.

    The scrimage was fun, but I miss the way the regular contests go, with the captions of the two pictures evolving, and being photoshopped, over time.

    Again, I'm just doing this on a temporary basis until Outpost4 comes back.

    Here are the two caps for this week. I'll change them out weekly, if not earlier. Feel free to send me screencaps you'd like to see used.

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    Have at thee.

    Joe, temp
     
  2. John Picard

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  3. Shatmandu

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    Where the fuck is Outpost4 anyway? I miss this dude. Well, in a purely heterosexual way, of course.

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    Her ass is bangin'!!!"


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